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vampirequeen Tue 31-Jul-12 11:02:38

By rights I should hate Boris Johnson. He's everything I despise about our society. Privileged by accident of birth, Eton educated, rich from family wealth rather than person effort, Tory, totally unable to imagine life as an ordinary person....the list is endless. But then Boris opens his mouth and the most bizarre words come out. He makes me laugh and how can I not like a man who makes me laugh? How can you not laugh when a politician (people who normally watch every word they say) comes out with,

'As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto. They are glistening like wet otters and the water is plashing off the brims of the spectators' sou'westers. The whole thing is magnificent and bonkers.'

I can't help it. I love Boris.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z22BzjGQIa

whenim64 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:41:15

Ha ha! I think we've found just the place to leave all those MPs who have been getting on our nerves! grin

jeni Wed 01-Aug-12 17:40:17

Hilarious!

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:30:08

Or this one

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:27:30

Works alright for me. He got stuck on a zip wire. Try again. It's funny.

Nonu Wed 01-Aug-12 17:24:53

Tried to get on it , wouldn"t let me , said it was due to a long running script , whatever that means .

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 17:02:55

poor Boris [grin]

JO4 Wed 01-Aug-12 16:12:27

He was great when he opened a local fete a couple of years back. Went round chatting to everyone, and looking at the stalls. Didn't rush off like some do.

AlieOxon Wed 01-Aug-12 16:00:35

Love the comments in that link.

Grannylin Wed 01-Aug-12 15:15:26

I find him funny but I don't like him. His attitude to women exactly mimics that of his father, Stanley - condescending and arrogant.

kittylester Wed 01-Aug-12 15:10:09

I thought I was the only one with this guilty secret - obviously not! grin

JessM Wed 01-Aug-12 14:54:26

He's got another 10 days to go before we can heave a temporary sigh of relief on the major diplomatic offence front.
He reminds me of a morning TV presenter in NZ who everyone found amusingly shock-jocky until he said something majorly offensive and racist about the Governor General (Queens rep in NZ).
Being Welsh, maybe I don't find this kind of mannered English eccentricity endearing.
It also reminds me of women who play the dumb blonde to hide their brains. If he is hiding brains. Not convinced.

vampirequeen Wed 01-Aug-12 14:38:18

I wouldn't vote for him but I can't help but love the image he portrays.

I love his gaffs. I loved the way he told the Chinese we invented table tennis but called it wiff waff. He appears to be a verbal loose cannon and I think he's very carefully scripted. He appeals to our 'oh my God did he really just say that' sense of humour hence the 'semi naked women glistening like wet otters' comment. His insults to other countries amuse us because they're never bad enough to cause major diplomatic trouble but tickle our deeply hidden xenophobic senses.

He plays the role of the great British eccentric to a tee.

GoldenGran Wed 01-Aug-12 14:29:04

I also love Boris, his zest for life his blunders and his humour-all of which hide a sharp and ambitious brain.

bakergran Wed 01-Aug-12 14:20:09

Boris got stuck on a zipwire this afternoon in Victoria Park in London.

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Well, it made me chuckle anyway.

AlieOxon Wed 01-Aug-12 10:40:54

Re Cameron & Co - anyone noticed the clone effect? Cameron, Clegg and the two Milibands....I had difficulty - and still do sometimes - telling them apart!

JessM Wed 01-Aug-12 10:37:14

You mean very upper class, with a jowly face gagagran grin

Nonu Wed 01-Aug-12 10:16:26

Gagagran agree 110% .Have a good day

Gagagran Wed 01-Aug-12 10:13:05

I like Boris too - I think he has something of Churchill about him - his vocabulary and phrasing maybe? I am very disappointed with Cameron and am beginning to think he is all style but no substance. He's still better than Clegg though.

JessM Wed 01-Aug-12 09:41:18

In the red corner wily buffoon Johnson. In the blue corner educational dinosaur Gove. Could be an interesting battle for party leader when the knives eventually come out for disingenuous Dave.
Still the world enjoyed Dave's riposte to Romney when he started being critical - Romney organised the Salt Lake City Olympic games - "well it's easy organising the Olympics in the middle of nowhere". Democrats across the states are cheering.

Nonu Wed 01-Aug-12 09:34:28

See Boris has invited Murdoch to join him at the Olympics . Very interesting

gracesmum Tue 31-Jul-12 21:34:16

I also liked this "reason to be happy about The Olympics" form The Telegraph on MOnday:
"The Emirates Airline cable car from the North Greenwich Arena (O2) to the Excel, both Olympic venues, carried a record 26,000 people on Saturday. It is London’s newest and most successful tourist attraction, and was built to time and to budget by TfL, and very largely with sponsorship cash. We are still awaiting a visit from the great man after whom the project was named – Vince Cable himself. "grin
Boris Johnson, unlike David Cameron does not try to play down his background and education, to be what he is not - he is himself, as the French say "bien dans sa peau" - he knows who and what he is and the result is that people of all political persuasions can warm to him and also disagree with him!
I also think he is much more savvy than Cameron and perhaps realises that as Mayor of London he is much more powerful in his own sphere.

Butternut Tue 31-Jul-12 21:26:34

I sort of like him too, jeni - but only as an amusement!

jeni Tue 31-Jul-12 21:20:21

Well of course, I know nothing about eccentrics? But I like him!

Butternut Tue 31-Jul-12 21:15:35

I agree nj. He plays the British eccentric very well, is bonkers bright, but frankly I think he is a loose cannon. Not PM material in my book.

nanaej Tue 31-Jul-12 21:04:48

I think that he is a very clever media manipulater and his image of a lovable buffoon is carefully planned. Wolf in sheeps clothing. I would not trust him nor vote for him.