My SIL had changed the baby's nappy (and it was a nuclear nappy!!) and managed to get a little on his shirt. He changed his shirt and when he came down stairs, he told my daughter that he had put the shirt in the wash. When she queried 'in the wash' and he said 'well, on the floor' We both roared with laughter.
The same SIL was in bed with both children and my daughter. The baby was pulling at his hair and my granddaughter was sitting on his chest repeating 'daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy' as only a 3 yr old can. My daughter said his eyes were closed and seemed oblivious to it all. She said he seems to have a default switch that turns off when she's around and he ignores everything concerning the children.
