On enquiring why my grandson's duvet is on the hall floor, I am told it is the sea and they have been sky-diving into it from the top of the bannisters. I think hope this is in their imaginations!
And how is it that a seven year old while being sat on by a ten year old, "cannot breathe" but can, in fact yell pretty loudly? 
On being called Darling and Love
What are you avoiding doing in this heat?


Jingle, my little grandsons (almost 4) have been practicising 4.1/2 somersault high dives from the sofa to the blue carpet since watching the Olympic 10 metre diving. They now claim they can do 60.1/2 somersaults and a twist, and they managed to break the legs of my china dog in the process! (The last dive went slightly wrong when the little body went over the arm of the sofa and missed the hearth by 1/2 an inch, but landed on the dog, who got the blame.......so all activity was halted). They're very sorry, by the way 


