I think Gransnetters should stop going on about trolls.

jens I'm not ga-ga. Honestly. [bites-fingernails-as-she-knows-quite-well-she-wouldn't-know-it-if-she-was]

Notso Uncle Mac played a Petula Clarke song that I had asked for and, after mentioning a few names, said 'And for everyone else who requested it!' So he played it for me and my name isn't Clarissa (or Alistair, Susan or David!!)

Me too. Phasers on stun!

Time for bed. Beam me up Scotty.

Oh! I think I know what Pogs means!

But, we still love you!
Night all

[crescent moon]

jing! We've had suspicions for ages!

Pogs I don't know.

I can't even remember why I started this thread.

In fact, I clicked on it earlier this evening to see who started it. And you reckon you're getting too old!

I can't see any chickens? POGS, are you seeing things? I do know a couple of fairly sane psychiatrists!

JO4

I couldn't agree with you more. Is it just me or has the chicken scenario reared it's head. I am getting too old!!!!

I'm An Old Mouldy Troll......Children's Favourites, on the wireless with Uncle Mac. (He only played requests from Clarissas and Alistairs, never from Susans or Davids)

Steady with the "lol's".

I think Pendle Hill would be thoroughly menacing in this weather!

hi glammanana ohhhhhhh yes! yes!! lol anytime.. (so long as it's not raining) lol

Aaah yes, but, what about the bit on the map that says "here be dragons"?

Ha ha, you didn't think of that, did you!?

Just returned to find this thread in complete disarray. Only one solution

Pratchett big on witches. Some of his best. Particularly the young person's series about Tiffany Aching, the young witch.

Oh dear, dear. Better have a .

annobelI think I will have to give biker a shout and get our 4 x 4 turbo charged broomsticks out of the garage and do a quick trip up to Pendle Hill*are you up for it *biker

Hey the golems in Making Money and Going Postal were great weren't they.
I liked the one who adopted a female gender identity! Very funny.

"Sam Vimes finds trolls are very useful members of the Ankh Morpork Guard I seem to recall. Might be a bit slow thinking but it is a brave member of the underworld that tackles one head on. I love the way they have geological names."

They are only slow at moderate temperatures - you remember that when Detritus was locked in the Pork Futures Warehouse he almost solved the equation of the entire universe... scratching it in the frost on the walls: naturally when he was rescued, it all melted,and he was a fick troll agin.

I like trolls... but then I like golems... I wonder which would win... only one way to find out...FIGHT!!!

Annobel nor me!

Actually, on the first page, the only post I understood was susie's

Ah, Jess, Terry Pratchett is one of the few authors I've never taken to.

Bikergran shall gather her "gang" and see off the "trolls" (they wouldn't be back ) !! we shall tie them all to a stake at the top of Pendle hill..whoops.... or is that the witches! lol.lol...

Sorry Kitty but the big billy goat woudn't stand a chance against the Ank Morpork Watch!