Dear Ladies,
I think I will have to forgo the unique pleasure of meeting you at "The Do".
So many things happening in the Gramps household. and I'm a slow and sometimes sloppy eater.
I don't want to show myself up -- also can't find a posh enough Charity Shop that sells my size in corsets!
The mini skirt I tried on was VERY short and barely covered my credentials! Mrs. G is still laughing!! 
Some elderly woman called the police and I was nearly booked on several charges. Disturbing the piece and idelicate behaviour being the only ones I remember! 
You all get it sorted like, and 'ave a great time!
I'll look forward to hearing all the moans re. weight probs later!! 
What are you avoiding doing in this heat?
Anyone else being bitten overnight?

I'm in North Kent, but will be staying with DD in Camberley just down the road from Guildford but that's week begining 10th Sept. 