Dear Ladies,
I think I will have to forgo the unique pleasure of meeting you at "The Do".
So many things happening in the Gramps household. and I'm a slow and sometimes sloppy eater.
I don't want to show myself up -- also can't find a posh enough Charity Shop that sells my size in corsets!
The mini skirt I tried on was VERY short and barely covered my credentials! Mrs. G is still laughing!!
Some elderly woman called the police and I was nearly booked on several charges. Disturbing the piece and idelicate behaviour being the only ones I remember!
You all get it sorted like, and 'ave a great time!
I'll look forward to hearing all the moans re. weight probs later!!
Good Morning Saturday 27th April 2024
Heated Brush recommendation,please.