Lil's Bar 2

Ella... Very funny!

Ella That's what 'Plod' said last night as I stag walked home....they let me out at half 5 this morning. They made a mountain out of a molehill !!

Jodi I think early doors is the best time to get any sense out of this bunch, (before they see the bottom of too many pint glasses!)

Pete..please put your trousers back on, it's not big and it's not clever!

Where is everyone? Thought I'd call in fir a quick one after my Zumba class but got waylaid and ended up in the Farmers Arms. Ah well, I'll try again tomorrow night

I think you just had a dodgy curry, gramps - did you have any of your home made pickles with it? You know Nel's slop bucket isn't the best place to store them...

gramps it's just a bad dream.....

Similaar? Did I really say that?

They all say that, phoenix (or similaar). No wonder the till's empty....

Evening all, is everyone tickety boo? (Apart from the ongoing, obvious ailments, long john related incidents and any other little peccadilloes, of course)

May stop by for one later, 2 more slides and then I'm (hopefully) done.

Will probably have to leave a slip in the honesty box though, as Mr P left for foreign parts again today (well, Slough actually) and he makes sure that no money or sharp objects are available to me in his absence.

SOOP - OH SOOP,
have you seen Pete?
There's a bloke in the village asking whether anybody has mislaid an elephant?

He found it in Charlie Chowpattie's greenhouse!

I asked him what colour is it?, an' he said - pink- , I said that in that case, it must be Pete's!!

It's causing havoc in the "chippy!"

PETE, PETE.

Yes..best to be careful nell....and nowhere to keep the chalk! ....can you get them in ...only I've no change on me

Well at least you would have somewhere to pop your billiard cue when your not playing * pete* ..just mind you don't get a hole in one

Gulp...

Yikes! What a picture that conjures up - don't look, nellie!

Right thats it!!! Trousers...small change I've had enough !
Tonight I might just leave them off Game of pool anyone

Thank you jodie for tidying up for lil,help yourself to free drinks,steer clear of pete and gramps.
pete. Has been known to have his hands in his pockets jiggling his very small change,if he asks for change of a fiver ,run like the clappers....are you new to the area,or just passing through..

Ana you will always be my favorite

Ella...Ditto... ssshhh

Memo to self....dont talk to strangers unless introduced

Oh, sorry Pete, didn't see you lurking behind the aspidistra....

Yes, I've noticed Pete suddenly appears from nowhere and makes a beeline for any new name! Does he ever go home? Has he got one, even?

Large with lime coming up...ssshhhh.... no lip!

What's happened to the other blokes who've nipped in here for a quick one?
They don't stay long do they? I think Pete and gramps must have something to do with it.

Maybe we should have a Happy hour or two it might encourage some new trade. Meanwhile Pete's working his way through all the ladies females brave enough to venture in the snug.

Your round Pete, mines the usual, large with lime and no lip thank you!

Very tidy in here...Cheers Jodi....fancy a drink

soop ....sounds ideal to me, and don't worry I wont struggle much...^rummage away^ Ella leave enough for a half for me!

Actually, Ella, I think it's been on the go since Lil's Bar the First so it should be well-matured by now! Throw any raggy bits in the slop bucket, they'll be the final remnants of those old long-johns of gramps that got thrown into the mix when someone who shall be nameless was using them as a dishcloth....