Lil's Bar 2

Pint Ana....or something from the "herb garden"....

Ah, Ana good of you to join us! Your turn to select from the juke box, methinks! What's it to be?

I did post a link to song on another thread that may even be suitable as it contains the line "break out the booze" ...........................

Whatever phoenix has been on, I'll have some too, thank you barman!

Cheers....rousing was always going to happen but thanks for the help

Hip thigh hooray!.....One more for the road Lil please!!

Well said Pete , you do of course know that it was all only intended to precipitate the rousing from your bed?

Now, let's all and everyone one of us "Glaze our arses to the queer old dean!"

Hip thigh hooray!

Well it beats Lemsip....and the 'nozzle nonsense'

Of course you are Pete, you need to keep your fluids up, don't you?

Correct! so fill it up then....I'm trying to fight a fever..

Ah yes Pete , the old "Can you fit a scotch in there love?" if the answer is "Yes" then the response is "so fill it up with beer then!"

Another pint Lil please....how much is it for a full pint ??......

Now, now chaps! Firstly, where is gramps , he seems to have been late on parade for a while, then secondly, we don't seem to have heard back from Daman , although rumour has it that he has been noticed frequenting other, erm "establishments".

Whilst we don't want to go down the route of "apologies for absence" it would be nice if we were to be kept informed of any reasons for a prolonged lack of attendance. Or as gramps might say a "prolapse".

(Actually, that could work, as in "prolonged" and "lapse" in attendance)

I hereby propose that it be put to the committee that "prolapse" be accepted as a word in relation to attendance at Lil's Bar.

Forget the NUTS.....

No I say they're nuts!

Did you say their nuts?

Not his hands I'm worried about...

Well, if Pete is now so tickety boo, perhaps he can do it?

(as long as he washes his hands)

Is it my round......forget the nuts too cold tonight

Well, don't look at me, phoenix!

Beer is the cure phoenix I'm on the road to recovery thank you

Right, whose turn is it to put the nuts on the bar?

Ha ha! Nobody leaves Lil's bar with their dignity intact!

Sean , how come you were in here with your dignity? Security should have found that and confiscated it.

I'm off while I still have my dignity.

Perhaps, Pete it's the beer that is to blame............................... (evil laugh emotican)

Still, you seem to have made a remarkable recovery from your (ahem) illness?

Unbelievable....... More beer Lil!