Lil's Bar 2

pete, gramps are you the only two men on Gransnet?

Fancy a quick one Lil?....no need for a lock in tonight!

Unbelievable gramps Hope your marathon training is not disrupted too much

Pete ,matey, some one's pinched me running boots an' pulled all me spikes out. I've found a couple in a pint glass on the Bar top - and they've gorn all rusty!
I found one boot in the Ladies loo. -Well, just outside really!

I can dream.....it looks like Ella has spiked her drink anyway

Not that kind of nip, Pete!

Phoenix Thank you you are a star!!! see you in the back room...Happy days..

So it's Football tomorrow!! Please dont 'click' your knittin needles when the match is on. Thank You.
Feel free to bring pies and sarnies, at half time, for the 'chaps' in the games room
Ana....

Well, I was going to let you have a nip or two.

Seeing as how you brought up that extra bottle of scotch.

phoenix what did you have in mind...

Well, it's not what I was thinking of Ana , but I take your point.

Bromide?

Oh dear, we couldn't have the poor darlings getting their little tootsies wet, could we?

Tell you what, seeing as Pete has been reasonably good today, he could have a shot of something in his Lemsip, just this once.

Looks as though it may be a washout anyway - they'll be acqua-booting round the pitch!
May as well stay here and have a pint of Lemsip, Pete!

"football", bloody football?

"Too early for alcohol".....??? Think that comment should be reported

Football on tonight, so help yourself. Gramps is in 'charge'

And they probably don't do Sauvignon blanc in white!

At these prices the Sauvignon is either corked or smuggled.I can get them checked out for you - free of charge! (They just want one bottle in ten as payment!)

Thanks Ana , it definitely doesn't look like two dashes down there \/ \/ \/

phoenix I had been wondering about strikethoughs. testing testing.
Its too early for alcohol. I am just enjoying a nice cup of tea and a piece of Mcvities ginger cake! Other brands might be available but I haven't seen them yet!

Ana Thanks! It works, another skill mastered!

You need to do two dashes before and after the word/s.

We could send gramps out to Morrisons, but I don't think they'd accept IOUs..

How come my strike throughs never work?

Morrisons have a really lush 2011 NZ Marlborough (but not sure of the exact name, as himself put the bottle out for the recycling before I could make a note of it) that is usually £9.99 a bottle on special offer at £4.99

Not unless you bring your own, phoenix!

On another note, I don't usually frequent the bar this early, but as I'm feeling -utterly pissed off- somewhat fed up, I think I might partake.

Bit early for scotch and soda, any chance of a decent quality, well chilled Sauvignon Blanc?

What, you can use your face to administer an enema??!!! Well I must say that's a party piece with a difference! I think I'll just stick to my two usual show stoppers, moving my scalp bu muscle power alone, and singing "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window" backwards and in tune!