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Pete Mon 01-Oct-12 00:56:16

Its only a power cut...the bar is still open grin
Trust that jeni to have the last word ! wine

Ella46 Thu 11-Oct-12 22:18:34

Anyone got any nuts?

merlotgran Thu 11-Oct-12 22:18:10

Me too, jeni these dreadlocks are making my head itch. moon

Ella46 Thu 11-Oct-12 22:16:28

No Ana it wasn't me, I only like younger men, and gramps is over the limit as far as I'm concerned!

Attack is the best form of defence.. I know your game lady!

Oh go on then.. I'll have apint of gin and and a splash. grin

Pete Thu 11-Oct-12 22:16:15

Ana your spot on the small hand print was on the backside NOT the front!!

jeni Thu 11-Oct-12 22:13:37

No ta! I'm back wum to me bed!
Must ave ad too mouch! Me Black Country' s coomin owt!
Night all!moon

Pete Thu 11-Oct-12 22:11:01

jeni...Don't you think you've had enough? OK, another large one ALL ROUND Lil grin

Ella as you know my wife left home the last night the circus was in town and has been warming her feet on the back of the fire-eater ever since hmm

merlotgran Thu 11-Oct-12 22:06:45

By Royal Appointment. Maybe Pete can nail the Royal crest above the door? Eat your heart out, Harrods.

Ana Thu 11-Oct-12 22:06:10

grin jeni!
Ella - you weren't there, you don't know how dirty it is in that cellar!
Oh, I forgot, you do know - weren't you stuck down there all night with gramps that time when we had a power cut?

jeni Thu 11-Oct-12 21:53:19

If you changed it round slightly to 'in the buff mozzarella soldiers' particularly if they are of ? Royal descent!

Ella46 Thu 11-Oct-12 21:49:07

Yeah Ana Sez you! Don't put on that innocent look with me!

You obviously haven't seen that big dirty hand print on your T shirt!

merlotgran Thu 11-Oct-12 21:43:06

Brilliant, jeni Buffalo Mozzarella Soldiers on the bar snack menu. Do you think Lil will go for it?

Ana Thu 11-Oct-12 21:41:09

Well, Pete and I were only bringing up gramps' contraband Twink from the depths of the cellar - Pete's braces only popped off when he had to give me a shove up the stairs from the rear (he made me carry the boxes!) hmm

jeni Thu 11-Oct-12 21:37:14

Buffalo soldier? Yes pleasegrin

merlotgran Thu 11-Oct-12 21:36:15

Any Bob Marley on this jukebox? We're Jammin grin

Ella46 Thu 11-Oct-12 21:33:03

Pete I've just seen your wife, and she said you've not been home for a week and your dinner is in the dog!
I didn't mention what I saw you doing with Ana in the cellar, or the fact that your shirt is buttoned up wrongly and your braces have popped off! blush

She said she might as well get a lodger, as she was feeling the cold at night and needed someone something to warm her feet on!

Ana Thu 11-Oct-12 21:31:37

That could send you madder mad, jeni! shock

jeni Thu 11-Oct-12 21:27:10

May I drop in for a quick large double vodka? I'm suffering from l'acidite! It's all due to the citizens of le pays du Gaul!
On second thoughts using homeopathic theory, perhaps that had better be a very large absinthe

merlotgran Thu 11-Oct-12 21:18:13

I'm back for a large wine. My patio is so bright and shiny, a couple of ducks have just landed on it. My floorboards will be featured in next month's Ideal Home and my hair has mysteriously wound itself into dreadlocks. It must be because I'm worth it. grin

gramps Thu 11-Oct-12 19:48:22

Ooh Pete,
Did I leave that label on? It said "H2" but the piece that just fell off had "SO4" on it - I think it might not be good for hair dos !
DON'T Drink IT!! I saw what it did to Lil's prize Delphinium when I used some to water it. I thoght it wanted a tonic! confused

Ana Thu 11-Oct-12 19:40:42

You did, phoenix! Surely you remember.....confused

Anne58 Thu 11-Oct-12 19:38:59

Surely Cillit Bang should be in bold AND capitals, to reflect the shouty TV advert?

Aaaaaaanyway, just dropped buy to say that "himself" has come home a day early, so I won't be in tonight.

Enjoy yourselves, (that always sounds a bit iffy, Oscar Wilde was once at a party, and when the hostess asked him if he was enjoying himself replied "Of course I am, after all there's nothing else here to enjoy, is there?) and make sure you get home safely.

By the way, who put up that poster about a Karaoke night?

Pete Thu 11-Oct-12 19:31:00

Its ok Ana I 'll blame gramps
Cillit what? Lil uses Flash (ask anyone) grin

Ana Thu 11-Oct-12 19:16:02

I heard that, Pete|! hmm Lil won't be best pleased at your black-marketeering!

Ana Thu 11-Oct-12 19:14:34

Not if it's as good as you say it is, Merlot! Lil's decided to do a sideline in home perms, bottling the rinsing water and selling it on to Cillit Bang - apparently the ingredients are very similar...

Pete Thu 11-Oct-12 19:14:23

Dont tell Lil then merlot...Shh wink

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