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Pete Mon 01-Oct-12 00:56:16

Its only a power cut...the bar is still open grin
Trust that jeni to have the last word ! wine

Anne58 Wed 07-Nov-12 19:59:38

I wasn't going to have a drink tonight, but sod it, I will! angry

gramps Wed 07-Nov-12 19:37:07

OH, wise answer Ella, What is your valued opinion on a cure for this unasked for malady?

Anne58 Wed 07-Nov-12 19:36:13

Evening all

Ella46 Wed 07-Nov-12 19:25:09

I've come across this complaint of gramps quite a few times! It's called WISHFUL THINKING!
A lot of men suffer from it!

As for you Pete, You know what to do with those pipes, and I hope it makes your eyes water!
It's the last time I'm giving you a hand behind the bar!

Ana Wed 07-Nov-12 18:57:38

So that's what happened to your basque, Ella! hmm I thought that story about having to use it to support a fallen woman was a bit thin....even if you were saving her for Pete! (as nellie suggested).

gramps Wed 07-Nov-12 18:52:05

Ooh Ella,
I vaguely remember you carrying me back home - it was a lovely dreamy feeling too.
What bothers me is, was the next bit part of the lovely dream - or did it really happen?
As you know , I hate smoking, but found four fag ends on my bedroom floor. If they were yours, please be more careful next time, as you could have cremated me!
(If you want to recover some items of female apparell, IF they are yours, come round to the back door of Lil's after 11pm. SSssshhhh!!

Pete Wed 07-Nov-12 12:21:51

......pipes.........need cleaning........may be down here a while..........Lil !! grin

Pete Wed 07-Nov-12 12:08:25

Lil ...I've just bumped into Gramps and ella staggering walking to the chippy, and gramps reckons your 'Ample Bosom' has gone flat (no offence) shock

Ella46 Wed 07-Nov-12 07:29:23

gramps Are you just starting early or have you been boozing all night?
I don't want to have to carry you out again, it's becoming a habit!

gramps Wed 07-Nov-12 07:26:36

I'll have a large bitter shandy please, no ice! Pete. And take out the three dead bluebottles from me glass first, ta mate! hmm

Pete Tue 06-Nov-12 23:03:59

Evening phoenix smile Scotch and soda?

Anne58 Tue 06-Nov-12 19:29:50

Evening all, who's here then?

gramps Tue 06-Nov-12 15:12:18

I hope she still has ALL of her hair!

Oh yes, If you find a black box laying around, don't try to open it - Another of my experiments that went wrong! - Even I don't know what will happen. All I know is that it wiil smell really nasty. If you have asthma - keep right AWAY!!

Ella46 Tue 06-Nov-12 07:56:38

Honestly gramps they shouldn't let you out on your own! Lil's got scorch marks all over her g-string pinny!

gramps Tue 06-Nov-12 00:56:06

If that's the bottle without lable, and it gets too near the fire -- -RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

(shouting from a distance)
I forgot it. My experimental rocket fuel!!

Ana Mon 05-Nov-12 23:19:26

Ooh, no, Pete! That stuff'll have your eyebrows off!

'Night! moon

Pete Mon 05-Nov-12 22:58:33

Whatever you say Ana wink

Any of that stuff phoenix made left?....need to put this fire out...grin

Ana Mon 05-Nov-12 22:42:53

Pete! I'm sure Ella has never had to pay! shock

Pete Mon 05-Nov-12 22:37:11

Yes ella there's always one!! One bang and it's over...waste of money if you ask me shock

Ella46 Mon 05-Nov-12 22:25:20

I got waylaid by someone with a huge rocket! grin
Large G&T please with a slice of lime.

Pete Mon 05-Nov-12 22:22:52

Ana ....still have me Roman Candle as well...

Pete Mon 05-Nov-12 22:18:13

Ella smile
Where have you been? Our bonfire not good enough then.....I'll have a pint please..

Ana Mon 05-Nov-12 22:17:44

I bet you do, Ella! grin

Ella46 Mon 05-Nov-12 22:12:28

Hope it's not a damp squib!

Pete Mon 05-Nov-12 21:31:08

Do I drink it or sniff it ?? confused

Don't mind me cockles being warmed though....as long as me banger doesn't go off...I'm saving that for later... grin

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