Lil's Bar 2

A potato? A King Edward, I presume? I thought it used to be a pair of rolled-up socks, or a piece of lead plastic piping...? Pete?

Thank god for that anna Bristols at dawn is much more friendly speaking of J LO false bum pieces...we have wonder bras and padded bum pieces do they make sculpted padded boxers or y fronts to enhance the male attributes...or is a potato still considered sufficient in the Calvin's

What time is dawn? Might just get up early for that!

I'm confused as to whether we're still in Lil's bar or not - keep on harking back to the good old days when Ella and I were rival barmaids (Bristols at dawn etc.) and gramps would regularly pretend to be comatose on the floor so that he could gaze at soop's ankles....[nostalgic sniff]

I'm certainly not fighting with Ella - one good yank and that hairpiece glorious mane would be no more. AND my bum is supposed to look big in these tasteful leggings - it's my designer J-Lo Bum Falsie!

This is more like it

Fight fight fight [chanting voice] .......stop and think you are giving pete the girls slapping each other scene that he wanted..will get lil to hold the handbags
No hair pulling till the count of three.....fight fight fight.[chanting voice]

Ana Don't try to fool me, that's the last time I lend you my false eyelashes!

And..YES... Your bum does look big in that pair of very tight, see through leopard skin leggings!

That or his taste on music?

Possibly a co decil?

Our friend Pepys has been in touch with me concerning his missing diaries, But I honestly have not seen them. I suggested he searched in our local newspaper establishment, as they have unsold , new, dairies and diaries , going back to Pudding Lane times. I reckon he lost it around there. If it was such "hot" stuff, it probably started the fire!

gramps are you reading Pepys diaries? You sound as coded as him?

gramps! Thank goodness you were just studying for your Third Degree - you'll be glad of that when you get back here! x

See...told you he was ok..................gramps I'll put in the IOU for you.!

Nightcap then bed then...

My dear friends,
thanks for your kind thoughts.
I'm doing a home study course (coarse ?) on Femail Fantasy Frocks and Fripperies. this will lead to a degree, possibly Third Degree ,as it is an intimate study!
My silence is due, in part, to having to spend most of my time in the local Library. Hearing the worms --talking through the books available.

I Luckily picked up a really wonderful Book, very interesting, so I found a quiet corner, away from every prying eye,and spent several hours cuddled up to my Book, When the closing bell rung,I noticed a man looking for his Missus. Then , He suddenly saw me, shouted and came rushing over.

Mr. Book looked as if he could, nay, would, tear one apart!!

Hoping to join all broken Dolls in the near future,

Tatty bye Peeps.

Whats up with the laydees tonight?....

nell

Ella! I was sticking up for you! Not any more - the gloves are off....[retires, scheming emoticon]

Leave you to lock up then pete ....night all

Not sure nell its not my ring! So pool it is then...

pete careful there!! ....have heard that's painful..

Practise what? ella

So...No wrestling then....I'll just rinse the ring then

Pint please lil....

He wasn't little, I had my killer heels on!

Lil's refused to serve me now, so I'm off to choir practise.