Lil's Bar 2

Thats right ella ,you were with that little bloke from the Benchill Pub!

Nopete I told 'em Oldham !!

I knew I'd seen you somewhere before Pete, it was round the back of Sharston Baths with that brassy blonde bit from Woodhouse Park!

Sorry nell I thought that was a Chinese chippy in Wythenshawe....

Sometimes Ana you can be really mean and hurtful!
I have no intention of holding anything like that! It's Pete who can roll around in the mud if that's what turns him on, he likes a bit of smut with his beer.

Think pete should consider a cricketers box....otherwise he may get his erm toes? Trodden on...would like to say foot but might give him a big head

Seems to be some mistake here....Its Lil v Ella?? I've already sold the tickets!!

Strangle crotch hold..

I've heard Ella has a mean line in crotch holds - I'd invest in some sturdy crotch-wear, Pete - unless, nellie, Rita's forté is nude mud wrestling...

By the way pete think the chips might get a bit cold unless you are willing to travel to sample the delights from welwyn garden city

Will keep a supply of the sporting life handy pete for the wiping down of mud splattered women,do I take it you are offering to be ella's opponent in the mixed mud mash up...wouldn't fancy your chances mate,especially in a strangle crotch hold

No....I'll wipe ella down after the event later.... (Can Rita bring fish n chips nell?...) Looking forward to this fight...keep your wellies on nellie

Oh, she sounds right up Pete's street, nellie! We could get her in tonight to have a round with Ella in the mud, just to check out her credentials, so to speak!

Funnily enough lil has a lady mud wrestler on her books if you are interested

Rita Rumble
From welwyn garden city is interested in meeting a man to join her for support and shouting from her corner,and to throw water over her opponent.
Rita is a clean living girl and shares a flat over the chip shop in the high road with her old mum.
At just 5ft 2 in her wrestling boots,with her peroxide hair swept back from her face,her complexion resembles a peach (slightly orange with her tangee foundation,and a slight fuzz of downy hair,sometimes combed into a ponytail.to prevent it dropping into her tomato soup that she heartily enjoys with half a loaf of mothers pride thick sliced....

Right NO more for Ella (I'll just set up the mud wrestling ring)

phoenix I love people watching and like me I am sure you must have met some of the people particularly in your quest for work....I have worked alongside a few of them at times....

Oh Smo those descriptions did make me laugh!

No Lils got more sense than to front a red head on a mission when crossed in love....she legged it..

Yes, watch out Pete!
(And Lil, if she's about...)

Well I must say that's fighting talk ella ...

My hair may not be red any longer but my temper is still hot!
Anyway, she is much older than me, so well past anything other than a half nelson with gramps
As for Pete, he'll just wink and buy us all a large drink if he knows what's good for him

Ah, but that was then..... I hear tell Lil was a champion wrestler in her heyday - but Pete would know more about that, he was her runner for a time when a lad.

Ana I am fearless! In the olden days, when Adam was a lad,I was a true redhead with the temper to match!
So Lil can just take a running jump!

Oooh! Don't let Lil catch you billet-douxing gramps, Ella! Her green-eyed streak can be quite fearsome when it's unleashed...

Pete thanks for the info on gramps, I have sent him a billet doux of sorts!