Lil's Bar 2

Actually, the bar won't close we'll just slip in through the back door

I'd like a large G&T with lime please, it's poets day and early doors has beckoned me in, before the doors close!

Hi Ana no idea where anyone is! I'll just put this barrel 'safe' in case the lights go out...
Dont suppose you fancy.......

Oh, it's never Last Orders in Lil's Bar - you should know that, Pete! After 1000 posts it'll rise again like a phoenix! (where is she today, anyway? )

Indeed Pete here's to friendship and fun...Slainte...as the Scots say

If this thing closes after 1000 'posts'...its time to call LAST ORDERS....

Get yourself around this side of the bar Lil (bring the bottles!) and we can raise our glasses...to...Friendship, Banter and Beer Cheers.

Nellie I thought I was first reserve!!....Now Soop finds you behind the barrels
Oh well,thats the 'role play' idea (me as smithy) out of the window

Does she have a new toy boy? Is was he in uniform? Just being inquisitive.

Yes nellie is behind the barrels but not saying who with

smithy was sgt smith in the Bill,same time as Lisa was Sam...'spect you where too busy admiring Sam ....actually she is lovely looking but thought she looked strange the other night ....and she a "gor blimey-" like me..and we sound like we have smoked 40 a day for years...even though we haven't..

Have just popped in for a quiet drink in the snug. Nothing's changed. As much of a mess as anyone can make it. Pete and gramps still knocking balls about in the games room. Lil propped up behind the bar...difficult to tell whether she's chained to the honesty box [empty as usual], intoxicated, or in a deep sleep. Lots of crashing sounds and naughty words being yelled by the laydees in the kitchen. Notice on the cellar door states...enter at your peril! Perhaps Smoluski is hiding behind the barrels in the hope of ensnaring an indecent fella!

Both Ella....

Surely Pete you mean pulled by anyone not anything?

Nellie I would be happy to be pulled by anything
Sorry I mentioned my 'feelings' for Lisa now!! Poor laydee has come in for a verbal bashing, so I will not invite the lovely petite blonde to Lils again

Who is smithy anyway?

pete have you gone deaf...or is your head resting in Lils cleavage...I don't think lisa has one of those

Lil says she would make an exception for smithy though,he could arrest her and take down her particulars anytime

Lil says oh no pete not Lisa maxwell lil says she saw her on mr and mrs a few days ago and thought her features looked a bit on the huh like she had had some work done...she used to be a detective she would be good at sniffing your little secrets out,she dosent want the old bill sniffing around,and I am sure you wouldn't to be pulled in by the fuzz.....or would you

I'll turn the lights off...you get off home.......OH they have!! thought I was goin deaf!

Why...will that make me double-jointed
Pint please ....

Oh bless, at least he tried..................................

Gramps , put some embrocation to warm, there's a good chap.

NO......got a stiff neck now.....

Ah yes, Pete but can you lick your own...............................................

It must be the 'Lisa Maxwell' effect. Now we know what rubbish tv programmes he watches....

Phoenix I do have a cold nose....

Ana , usually I would agree, up to a point, but tonight he seems to have lost some of his, oh, what's the word, you know, erm "subtleness"

He has been known to slightly more sort of "nuanced" (sp) previously.