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What do all old men have???

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glammanana Mon 22-Oct-12 09:34:49

I have never heard of such a stupid question in all my life,how on earth can you get the question right what about,heart brain spine lungs stomach etc,the mind boggles.??

celebgran Mon 22-Oct-12 08:58:42

My son went to grammar and my daughter to comprehensive, there was no comparison, the sheer size of classes and quality of teachers was so much worse in the comprehensive.

My daughter still did very well and went on to get first in Pharmacy at Bath but it was down to our help and encouragement and very little from the school. The Head admitted to me they have to cater for the majority who will under achieve.

I suppose we are lucky in as much as we have the top 2 grammars in the country in our area, so I can only comment on that.

absentgrana Mon 22-Oct-12 08:33:17

I can remember doing weekly tests in English, arithmetic and something called intelligence every Friday in preparation for the 11+. Even then I used to find the intelligence tests infuriating because it was obvious to me that many questions could have a variety of answers that were all correct, depending on the criteria, but when the papers were marked, only one answer was acceptable.

In answer to the old men question, quite a lot of anatomical answers from livers to navels, would be correct. Some, such as teeth or fingers, wouldn't. Bald heads is equally obviously incorrect but wrinkles would be right.

Other answers might be fewer years ahead of them than behind them; the inevitability of death; and the fact that they are not old women.

Nelliemoser Mon 22-Oct-12 08:30:28

Would the words "a willy" not have done! grin

Theres nothing like lowering the tone of the conversation!

Bez Mon 22-Oct-12 07:36:46

The only reason I can see for that answer to the question is that the word men refers to the race of man as opposed to the sexes and the rib because of biblical references to Adam's rib - one of the questions I remember having when we were doing test papers in readiness for the 11+ was how many balls of string does it take to reach the moon? ---- one if it was long enough!!!!!

JessM Mon 22-Oct-12 06:58:03

Grammar schools got (and in some areas get) good results because they select the brightest kids, not because they give the best education. Do people still not get that do you think, or do they pretend they don't. The standards of teaching expected today are incomparably more demanding than they were in the heyday of the grammar school.

MiceElf Mon 22-Oct-12 06:27:30

When the results were posted to parents in my county, the envelopes were addressed to Mr J Smith if you failed, and to J Smith Esq if you had passed.

I am so happy that my children went to a comprehensive school where they received a much better education that I did at my grammar school or my DH at his Secondary Modern.

Ana Sun 21-Oct-12 22:43:08

Beats me how the woman in question got to know the correct answer - we were never given any feedback or information after taking the 11+, you'd either passed or failed. You knew by the colour of the envelope which landed on the hall mat on the day after the results were sent out - white and you'd passed, brown and you'd failed! (I think the letters must have come from the appropriate school...)

numberplease Sun 21-Oct-12 22:43:07

I was one of 6 who passed at our school, but that question and answer are puzzling me.

nanaej Sun 21-Oct-12 22:37:46

I did not pass. Classmates who were taking the exam all had special extra lessons to practice the Non verbal reasoning. My parents decided a bit late to put me in for the exam (I was at boarding school & they were overseas) so I had never seen a Non Verbal test before i sat the 11+!! Do not think it ever held me back going to a secondary mod!

Frankel Sun 21-Oct-12 22:13:05

'googling' suggests various answers, none very flattering to old men - but not RIBS. Is it a literary question, rather than an anatomical one?

When I took the 11 plus, the quality of school was very varied. In my country junior school, nobody ever passed. In my suburban junior school, many passed. I probably passed because my parents happened to move from country to suburbia when I was 9. It was life-changing move for me, completely unplanned and certainly nothing to do with me.

nanaej Sun 21-Oct-12 22:06:54

A truly bizarre question and even more bizarre answer! Am prepared to accept that the woman forgot the correct answer but felt she recalled the question with accuracy!

jeni Sun 21-Oct-12 21:49:08

I passed the 11+ as did all but one of the children in my class. But I don't understand that one!

nanaej Sun 21-Oct-12 21:23:43

mice ..so did I grin

MiceElf Sun 21-Oct-12 21:15:43

Quite right Bags, I have thought of some very silly answers, but perhaps not wholly appropriate for Gransnet.

Bags Sun 21-Oct-12 21:02:07

Silly questions need silly answers.

nanaej Sun 21-Oct-12 20:55:45

. celeb you passed I did not ..so why is ribs the answer?

celebgran Sun 21-Oct-12 20:48:50

I passed the 11 plus and remember thinking it was quite easy but we had class of 48!! and only 6 of us passed so guess was quite hard!!

long time ago.

nanaej Sun 21-Oct-12 20:17:48

Just been watching the programme on Grammar Schools and one woman, who did pass the 11+ remembers the answer she got wrong.

The challenging question was:
What do all old men have?

Her incorrect answer was:
Bald heads.

The correct answer was:
RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see now how standards have dropped! confused