Our relevant car dealership is pestering me to book MOT (OK, it's due in 2 weeks, but what's the rush?) So today I agreed a date and was told I had to take the car in and collect it 1 1/2 hours later. When I said I usually had it collected and returned they said Oh no we don't do that anymore just for MOTs, only for servicing. I registered my disapproval and reminded them I have a service contract which spreads the cost over the year and in the past had always had the car collected etc. Airhead girl was adamant so I told her what I thought and then checked the terms of the service contract. In addition to free servicing, it promises to wash the car and hoover out each time it is in, 10% reduction on any parts/spares and a courtesy car or clollect and deliver service. So put on honeyed tones and rang back asking for service manager and pointed out terms of contract and asked mega politely , as they had clearly altered the terms and conditions and I had no recollection of being told this, could they check and remind me when I was given written notification? Pointed out gently that as a pensioner
this was a contributory factor to my decision to take out the service contract as opposed to choosing a local garage nearer to where I ived.
Result. They will collect the car and return it to me as I had asked.


Moral: "Nemo me impune lacessit "or "wha' daur meddle wi' (grannies) me!
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