Lil's Bar 3

...know my what??

Not sure phoenix...what do you reckon...

Yes...we know your predilections, Pete! Perhaps gramps could introduce you to a couple of his helpers?

And what would be your fancy, Pete , gin, vodka, scotch, rum?

Strictly beer Ana .....but tonight I fancy a short!!

As is your wont, Pete!

Think I'll have a short myself......

Ok...whatever you say.....

No, Pete more scotch! Purely to settle my nerves, you understand.

Do you need more soda phoenix? You're gasping like a goldfish.....

Well, I'm very nearly, gosh, who would have thought it, and I, well, blow me down.

(And other such exclamations that might indicate surprise)

Don't worry P ...Pete's hands can reach anything, according to Lisa the midget

But everyone knows that I don't do the top shelf! Can't reach it for one thing............

Ella.....small G&T...lime?

Back soon Laydees...help yourselves........

Top shelf of course! Remember last weeks hangover........

I said it first!

What?

....don't think I will... ...

What?

Pete Come away while you can....you know you'll regret it in the morning

It's just running, have to wait until my bath robe gets warmed up on the heated towel rail.

Absolutely Disgussssting!
(Letter in the post to Gransnet HQ)

Bar billiards it is then....

Ahem......

What's with the coke? (and don't say Bacardi)

Just off for a quick bath, back soon, put one in for me, there's a love!

Pint please Lil...