Lil's Bar 3

I blame that soop!

Ana can't stop laughing...the pet thread as well...tears are streaming down my face....

As I come from London gramps I can firmly say
That the locals here, they do talk that way

Roughiens and rebels we have,
and no mistake
I would like to mimic them myself
But my legs they would break

So I am happy to live along side, our cockney friends
And go with the flow of their many trends...

STOP IT NOW !!

Pete and gramps in tartan posing-pouches???

In the mean time, any similar pics of say........the 'Strippin Firemen' or even...... at a pinch, gramps and Pete no,that's just so wrong

soop, you did the right thing in telling us about this possible invasion of privacy by Lil, who as you know will stop at nothing to further her own ends! Ella and I need to examine the evidence.....asap!

OMG! I really think we need to see it now in order to make an 'informed decision' about this hilarious possibly shocking situation!

Either that or........^she's seen the photo^ !!!

Actually........I'm beginning to wonder if Lil knows Mr soop.....................it does seem a little strange.....................

suddenly she comes up with the jockstrap idea.................hot and spicy.......

Sounds as though you and Mr soop have a lot of fun together, soop!

Have another Jockstrap soop and then you'll put the pic on your profile and have no idea how it got there..............................and Mr soop can keep us grannies very happy!

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Ana I'm everso tempted to upload the pic of my man in his tartan wotsit...only I'd like to think that we'll be married for another 24 plus years. I must add that it is a^perfectly respectable^ image...in the best best possible taste. He is wearing a Panama hat [on his head] and is leaning somewhat nonchanantly, on a shepherd's crook. Don't as me why!

soop, you little devil...! (and Mr soop, too )

Ella Mr soop won't mind too much me mentioning that he has a tartan posing-pouch. I bought it as a silly gift when he turned 70. And very handsome he looks in it!

Bit pungent though, aren't they? OK, OK, I know - less of the nitpicking - although after a couple more of these I just won't care any more!

soop Get yourself a Jockstrap.............they are marvellous..........I am floating on a cloud of warm air.....I think nellie said it was wind but never mind!

In I strolls...all bleary-eyed and wooly-legged to find you lovely lot up to no good. Well, what did I expect...some gentle banter?...a decent hush?...the gels sippin' sweet sherry?...the lads reading the Times?...dainty sandwiches and a few nibbles?...NAH! NOT on our NEllie. Complete and utter chaos and a roomful of cheery smiles. The best way to start a new year. For you...[smiles] (hugs) and thanks for being YOU!

Oooh that sounds right up my street! Get that cocktail shaker out.....I'm going to have an Arabian Jockstrap with my dripping butties......should go down a treat, as the actress said to the bishop!

I also know the elusive Vic and bet he has been rubbed against many chests
how's my lovely gramps hoping mrs G is well.
Hoping pete well with his Benylin shandy and lemsip chasers
Have spoken to Lil she is keen to bring in some cocktails for the ladies as she feels she has been negligent of late she has been experimenting with some ideas she found on her travels,she has found one she feels that may rival the popularity of amplebosom ,she wants to add an air of mystery and exotic combined with strength and a hint of support,and has come up with
Arabian jockstrap
It is a very dry,(gin and vermouth) hot and spicy (dash of tobasco and cinnamon) dusty (few strands of camel from the permanant fag in Lils mouth)
Red as desert sand (tomato juice)
It will kick up a storm from its wind producing properties of a few chopped prunes and figs added as ornamental.....no umbrellas lil has been trying to source miniature arabianjockstraps on sticks and some plastic camels to enhance the concoction she will happy for you to sample this will be free to any lady who likes to dress as an Arabian princess and arrive on a flying carpet,she is thinking of doing a theme evening,of Arabian nights and fancy dress...I will be the one hiding in the laundry basket (Ali baba) ......

Ana You really need to stop being so nitpicky

gramps You and I know who Vick is.......but I haven't told anyone

I sincerely hope that I have not given offence in my choice of words - nothing offensive intended., but realise that some friends on here may be more sensitive!
If that is so, I'll get it edited!
Thank you folks! (I don't want to begin a New Year in disgrace!)

I fas t first footed at 24hrs and got round
as many of our mates as I could.
But then all went squiffy and bleary you know,
I did the best as I could.

Suddenly out of nowhere it seemed,
A figure I thought looked like me.
It's yourself from 2000 he said.
The day we had tea with the Queen!

Cor blimey I said, as any "sahf lunderner" would.
What the ble---ng 'ell are you doin' 'ere.
You orter be aht doin' good!

Well Pete, you know 'ow it is, when you meet a mate
wot you've not seen fer years, we 'ugged one anover
an' tears in our eyes- we musta looked like a couple of queers!

Now I've got no probs wiv them me lad. oh no, not at all, except for the "nasty ones" when you stand wiv yer back to the wall!!
Some of me best mates were a little bit "bent",
but they would help any one,that they saw,
havin' trouble wiv blokes wot wanted a fight,
or runnin' away from the Law!!

WELL pete, I MUST GO NOW. it's terribly late
- or early, depends on your job
So tata Lad have a triffick New Year. Oh, an' you still owe me ten bob!!

Should I confess as to knowing the identity of the elusive "Vick"?

Recommended b y those whose chests have been very gently massaged, in a way guaranteed to give maximum pleasure to the recipient!

And -- A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

:36 late....