Lil's Bar 3

Another pint for Gramps ......

Ella seems to have skimped on the cleaning.....Nobody will notice...

Bloke coming to fit a huge telly so I we can watch the football or anything else WHEN the football isn't on....

NURSE......gramps has been playing with his dragon again!!

Well folks, you can have real fun with this here Dragon.
You just say a few words and let him run.-You don't know which words will come from his mouth that has no brain he cannot think so I must train!
This thread is now off-line I fear,
so I'll say, "ta ta" and disappear!

Hi I is pie in the sky the high lyres behind the sky,
discuss nitrogens that can destroy,
and evil doings are employed.- Can't remember the rest, I am right annoyed!

The night is young the food is good,
the fires gone out 'cos we've run out of Wood!

Ooooh,Ella - what smutty decision clearly the charcoal pits in the shock of my fingers that a lot of pressure releases the flash drive that ignites Nigeria's rulers, for their spirits are very strong. Beware of strangers with full accountants!
What the bloody hell you are talking about, silly old soda [biscuit].

OOeer - I don't feel so good! What was that the red cloud going in front of my face! Who are you people's? …… ZZ ZZ.zzzzzz.

gramps that sort of smuttiness will get you barred!

Oy, Pete,
I thought a brazier was wot the gels wore to show off their "almond chips"!
or is that only the "hot stuff"?

Oh dear, I fell asleep......now I'll have to do the cleaning.....I'll just have a coffee with a nip of brandy to get me going.....

Sounds ideal to me......

It'll be nice and cosy for when Phoenix gets back after her bath!

Ok...seems a lot of trouble for Gramps red hot poker!!!

Chuck another log on the fire, will you? It feels like a lock in sort of night

Yes please, you know I never say no

Do you fancy one...with lime of course

Help yourself.....you usually do!

Erm...Slow comfortable pint of 'wishful' please.....

I'd only get a hernia from chucking you drunks out every night, so, no thanks!

Nice one Ella ...Hot pot!!..Do you fancy the job of Head Barmaid?

The very cheek of it!

Ah well, it must be that time of year if Phoenix is having a bath!

I'll just have a large one on the house!

I've changed the barrel (thanks for your help Pete! NOT!) You know I can't manage the bung on my own!
I've got some hot pot warming up for half time, but I'm afraid gramps has eaten all the red cabbage well I think it's him, he's left his teeth behind! again!

Anyone fancy a cocktail? Phoenix? Harvey Wallbanger or a Slow Comfortable something or other?

Actually, talking of baths I think mine is just about ready. Off for a soak, better make sure I've got everything, large glass of wine, check, book, check, bathrobe over the heated towel rail for when I get out, check.

I don't think I've missed anything, bur I will alert Mr P to be on standby just in case. (The current recession has meant that we have had to let the staff go, hence one's doing ones own bath running, hard times, but thank heaven we can still afford lifes little essentials, such as hand knitted organic biscuits)

Where's Ana ???

Where's Lil?....she couldn't run a bath let alone a bar............

Change the barrel Ella ...if you get stuck just shout up Get a move on, ...'Match of the day'
on soon......