Lil's Bar 3

Sorry Ana !

Actually, make that the top Search box or you just get loads of chat about pantomimes....

Well, I could...but all you have to do is put a key word in the GN search forums box and it should come up!

Actually Pete I was thinking of auditioning for the Prince or Dandini. It's the long boots and thigh slapping, I'm quite good at that!

I seem to remember we did a GN panto last year, can anyone find it?

OK....you can be one.................

Ooooooh, get "her" !

Shall we put on a Christmas Panto at Lil's.

No problem filling the roles of 'Ugly Sisters'.................................

I can assure you Ana that my boa is as luxurious now as it has ever been! And I resent your insinuations!
Pete as you spend most of the day in the games room, playing with your balls and cue, I suggest you get your finger out and clean it yourself!
(games room I mean!)

Not now it doesn't! The poor thing's ashamed of its nakedness...

Ella any chance of you cleaning the games room........can't get the staff these days...

That was not me!!! My feather boa doesn't leave my bedroom!

[fbiscuit] to you Pete! I'm not doing any more cleaning round here - Lil hasn't paid me for clearing up after that night Ella came in wearing a feather boa and ended up with it stripped naked of feathers! All over the place they were....and in some very unusual places too

Ana any chance of you cleaning the games room.........

Mind boggles....

Oops, spelled "cheeselets" wrong.

Well, Ana, it's the same damn thing every year, I buy tubs of peanuts, twiglets and the aforementioned ready for the festering festive season, and Mr P eats them! I know that they are meant to be eaten, but last year he got through 6 tubfuls before the tree was even up.

I did try hiding them in the cupboard under the stairs, but as luck would have it he needed his mole grips to turn the stopcock and found them.

Hence the knicker drawer.

Er...stop him from what, exactly, phoenix?

Afternoon all, just back from shopping. Have put the cheeslets in my knicker drawer. That'll stop him!

Lil...Pint of 'wishful' please......NO red hot poker!! Aww phoenix I was in the back room...trying to keep warm

Here we go again, I'm here all on my own, may as well go off to bed.

OH, and NOW whose turn it is to say "look what the cat dragged in"!

Gramps , my darling, my angel, soooo good to see you!

Thanks mate - make it a large cider with red hot poker! The poker goes into the cider soppy -din't you learn nuffink! Ideal for cold days. ( I think that's what it was for!)

phoenix ....language please!

Gramps the drinks are on me mate

phoenix Good Luck !

Oh well, sod you all, I'm off to bed, interview tomorrow, need to practice "why I like fudge" speech.