Lil's Bar 3

Bloke... I don't need chicken fillets,or enhancement being naturally voluptuous ,sure it wasn't one of his odour eaters...
Ana any idea who it could be ???

Naughty titters...

soop You little tinkerboots!

Someone's taking my name in vain. I'm far too busy to be entertaining "blokes"...unless of course it's Montalbano in the flesh...

Bloke? I don't remember that....oh well, soop can have him, I'm off men at the moment!

Ana there's been a bloke in here asking about you and Nellie.
He said he met you both down at Yates Wine Lodge on Saturday night and you dropped your chicken fillet in his beer, by accident, when you were lapdancing!

I said it must have been Nellie 'cos you're a pole dancer, but he was positive!

Anyway, he's waiting in the snug with soop.

gramps You need to leave those herbs alone!
You know they make you sound like Ramblin Sid Rumpold when you have them!
Just stick to Uncle Joe's Mintballs!

No wonder the tripe and onions have suddenly become popular and Lil's got a new spring in her step....

Er, I've just remembered Pete - I forgot to take that packet of special anti -ageing herbs out of my pocket before you nicked me longjohns offn me!
Are they in soak now?

Pay no attention Lisa....

Ella ...fancy a night-cap?.....Have you got all the Sports channels

I'll see if I can find some nibbles Pete, there's a bucket down here somewhere......... Oh no, it's just Lil's false teeth soaking.
Anyway serves you right for going off with a cockney midget, what did you expect?

.....could be an early night......

No thanks Ana.........do you have a slice of bread? I'll make a 'crisp butty' instead

Tripe and onions (without the secret ingredient, unfortunately...). Might not go down too well on top of jellied eels though!
Help yourself to a handful of gramps' toenails pistachio nuts from the bar, though...

Lovely Lisa is turning out hard work, despite having all Sky Sports channels! if she thinks 'Jellied Eels' is ok for a sunday dinner its not going to last.
Pint please Lil...and any food left?

Ana
Need a pint now!

Has gramps been wearing that false beard again...?

Found your jeans on the end of Lil's bed...again..... gramps And, before anybody asks, I was removing a huge spider for Lil!!

Come on gramps, you're not 'with it' until you start wearing a onesie!

Me long johns! What long johns??
I've only got these old jeans (or even - genes!) or even - Jeans genes jeans!)
I got three pair cheap 'cos one leg was shorter than the other one. but I can't quite remember which one is the other!! I've got one pair in soak right now.

Hey Pete, where you off to wiv me jeans? Come back you scallywag you!!!

You can't trust no one rahnd 'ere! Not even yer best mate!!

I think he's had one of his funny turns!

Glad you made your way back to us, gramps! Lil's missed you...and we need some more long johns for the tripe bucket - are those ones Pete gave you worn in yet?

I think gramps has been sniffing the barmaid's apron again!
Nice to see you back gramps

Well, At last, I've tracked you lot dahn!

I've 'eard of kids goin' to school an' comin' 'ome to find they've all left, without a forwardin' addy!

A bit much I reckons!

After what I went through to sneak them four 'uge effelumps from that Circus, to trample dahn me new furbished Bar.

Ha ha ha. You missed all the fun. You should 'ave seen the look on the faces of the enwirall blokes when the ceilin' started to move away! Oh my, eh eh eh. (cough cough cough.)

Double single malt please my dear!

Or Sky sports channel!