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Ella46 Fri 09-Nov-12 16:43:24

Get the drinks in someone.......

Ella46 Sat 10-Nov-12 23:09:04

Or Sky sports channel! grin

gramps Sun 11-Nov-12 15:01:00

Well, At last, I've tracked you lot dahn!

I've 'eard of kids goin' to school an' comin' 'ome to find they've all left, without a forwardin' addy!

A bit much I reckons!

After what I went through to sneak them four 'uge effelumps from that Circus, to trample dahn me new furbished Bar.

Ha ha ha. You missed all the fun. You should 'ave seen the look on the faces of the enwirall blokes when the ceilin' started to move away! Oh my, eh eh eh. (cough cough cough.)

Double single malt please my dear!

Ella46 Sun 11-Nov-12 17:10:56

I think gramps has been sniffing the barmaid's apron again!
Nice to see you back gramps wine

Ana Sun 11-Nov-12 17:16:30

I think he's had one of his funny turns! hmm

Glad you made your way back to us, gramps! Lil's missed you...and we need some more long johns for the tripe bucket - are those ones Pete gave you worn in yet?

gramps Sun 11-Nov-12 19:10:41

Me long johns! What long johns??
I've only got these old jeans (or even - genes!) or even - Jeans genes jeans!)
I got three pair cheap 'cos one leg was shorter than the other one. but I can't quite remember which one is the other!! I've got one pair in soak right now.

Hey Pete, where you off to wiv me jeans? Come back you scallywag you!!!

You can't trust no one rahnd 'ere! Not even yer best mate!!

jeni Sun 11-Nov-12 19:29:28

Come on gramps, you're not 'with it' until you start wearing a onesie!

Pete Sun 11-Nov-12 20:27:38

Found your jeans on the end of Lil's bed...again..... gramps And, before anybody asks, I was removing a huge spider for Lil!!

Ana Sun 11-Nov-12 20:29:49

Has gramps been wearing that false beard again...? hmm

Pete Sun 11-Nov-12 20:33:52

Ana shock
Need a pint now!

Pete Sun 11-Nov-12 20:48:31

Lovely Lisa is turning out hard work, despite having all Sky Sports channels! if she thinks 'Jellied Eels' is ok for a sunday dinner its not going to last.
Pint please Lil...and any food left? smile

Ana Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:14

Tripe and onions (without the secret ingredient, unfortunately...hmm). Might not go down too well on top of jellied eels though! grin
Help yourself to a handful of gramps' toenails pistachio nuts from the bar, though...

Pete Sun 11-Nov-12 20:58:09

No thanks Ana.........do you have a slice of bread? I'll make a 'crisp butty' instead grin

Pete Sun 11-Nov-12 21:31:24

.....could be an early night...... hmm

Ella46 Sun 11-Nov-12 22:25:34

I'll see if I can find some nibbles Pete, there's a bucket down here somewhere.........shock Oh no, it's just Lil's false teeth soaking.
Anyway serves you right for going off with a cockney midget, what did you expect?

Pete Sun 11-Nov-12 22:45:23

Ella ...fancy a night-cap?.....Have you got all the Sports channels wink

Pete Sun 11-Nov-12 22:58:21

Pay no attention Lisa.... grin

gramps Mon 12-Nov-12 15:51:53

Er, I've just remembered Pete - I forgot to take that packet of special anti -ageing herbs out of my pocket before you nicked me longjohns offn me!
Are they in soak now?

Ana Mon 12-Nov-12 15:55:44

No wonder the tripe and onions have suddenly become popular and Lil's got a new spring in her step....hmm

Ella46 Mon 12-Nov-12 16:01:41

gramps You need to leave those herbs alone!
You know they make you sound like Ramblin Sid Rumpold when you have them!
Just stick to Uncle Joe's Mintballs!

Ella46 Mon 12-Nov-12 16:08:47

Ana there's been a bloke in here asking about you and Nellie.
He said he met you both down at Yates Wine Lodge on Saturday night and you dropped your chicken fillet in his beer, by accident, when you were lapdancing!

I said it must have been Nellie 'cos you're a pole dancer, but he was positive!

Anyway, he's waiting in the snug with soop. wink

confused

Ana Mon 12-Nov-12 16:22:12

Bloke? I don't remember that....oh well, soop can have him, I'm off men at the moment! hmm

soop Mon 12-Nov-12 16:25:32

Someone's taking my name in vain. I'm far too busy to be entertaining "blokes"...unless of course it's Montalbano in the flesh...wink

Ella46 Mon 12-Nov-12 16:28:17

soop You little tinkerboots! grin

soop Mon 12-Nov-12 16:29:20

Naughty titters...

Smoluski Mon 12-Nov-12 16:42:30

Bloke...hmm I don't need chicken fillets,or enhancement being naturally voluptuous ,sure it wasn't one of his odour eaters...
Ana any idea who it could be ???

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