Lil's Bar 3

No more nuts until Christmas Eve ana
So the snug is empty Lil....Three pots of tea and a sweet Sherry between them???
I'll have a quick one please Lil.....Do you think the "Strippin Fireman" would go down with the laydees in the snug. I could book them for you!!

Pint please Lil...and another round of soft drinks for the snug!.....Just seen Ella tottering off...reminded me of Dick Emery....

Oh no! What happened? Was it one of Pete's nuts?

Thanks Ana....don't suppose anyone'll notice...........I'm wearing a plunging neckline to distract them from the gap in my teeth!

And I'm afraid the rats moths got the boa....I'll get you a new one for Christmas, Ella! (might have to be the next one, mind....)

It's in the games room Ella....along with the shoes.....well we did think it was 'Worlds End'

Has Ana left my her feather boa in here somewhere? I'm on my way to a Tarts and Vicars party and I'm sure she had it last......the boa I mean ....
Lil said I could borrow her 'follow me home..' shoes and that red lippy she smears on.........anyone??

Bar fully stocked again after the Mayan Madness....Tree Huggers Xmas party tonight...in the snug!

Seemed the best thing to do at the time Ana.......4 sleeps now
Lil will have to go....I'm feeling too...delicate

pm - are those your initials, Pete?

You mean you actually drank the bar dry just in case the world did end? I think you should go to the cash & carry on your own - Lil's got a headache...

Well....we seem to be still here! Lil we need to get to the cash n carry....there's nothing left....

Night gramps.....straight home now......

Don't care what your wearing................
pm

Pack up all your cares & woe, here I go, singing low,
bye, bye, blackbird
Where somebody waits for me, sugar's sweet , so is he,
bye, bye blackbird
No one here can love or understand me, oh what hard luck stories they all hand me,

Make my bed, light the light, I'll be home late tonight, black bird, bye bye.

(I sing this in quite a low contralto)

Thanks Pete.
I truly have stood in for the "Old Fella! - but I get ALL his flipping aches and pains too!

Give the "Ladyees Fayre" my love, and I hope to be hovering again soon!!

Must go now - the reindeer are getting restless.

So hey ho, and away we go"! ( loud schwoooshing sound.-- diminishing Doppler effect!)

And to you gramps.....careful with your sacks.....

Unbelievable........

What about "Show me the way to go home?" or "Boom , why did my heart go BOOM?"
Don't worry kiddos, The world can't end yet. We've still got too much living to do!!
An' ,what about all them toys in me sack? What a bloody waste!

Santa 'as bin a bit off colour for a few days -so if I don't get to the startin'line on time, I'll wish you all a

VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Well, bugger me! (and no, that isn't an invitation) Van Morrison's Moon Dance on You Tube is blocked under copyright! Damn, I love that song!

Sulk, pouty face emoticon.

So..it didn't end then!
Shortest day-biggest hangover then today..

See, not the sort of person that one might pigeon hole musically! I could go on all night!

Oooh quick thought, one of my favourites, just nip off to see if I can find it.....

Broad taste alright.....is that in everything.

Steady now....it's past midnight.....anybody there?.....if not I'll help meself!!

Bet that's got you thinking!

Broad sort of taste, really

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTV-zq5Iqjc