When it goes off you can tell the natives from the tourists.
Tourists jump a foot into the air and look around for the gunfight.
Natives shoot an arm out of a sleeve and check the time on their watch.
Just can't get in the Christmas mood
st teresa's convent sunbury-on-thames
Thomas Markle Snr. being investigated for child sexual abuse images.





- and the windows would be all 'spitty' 
