When it goes off you can tell the natives from the tourists.
Tourists jump a foot into the air and look around for the gunfight.
Natives shoot an arm out of a sleeve and check the time on their watch.
Is there a toiletry you can no longer buy and miss?
Goodness, look what I just found…
Nicola Sturgeons husband pleads guilty.
So…..what are we all up to on this beautiful sunny bank holiday? ☀️
Changes in taxation that Andy Burnham seems to be interested in





- and the windows would be all 'spitty' 
