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- would you credit it!

I just Wiki'd morbid jealousy and apparently it's a psychiatric disorder, so you probably can get a sick note for it!

I can't be doing with getting stressed. Will join you for a spot of mulled wine gracesmum

Can you get a sick note for it?
It seems to have been very quiet in here and I for one could do with somewhere to hunker down and not hear sniping about this and about that and people getting stressed.
Oh and while I am at it, some mulled would go down a treat.

No someone today said that was what they suffered from!

Is someone jealous of you jeni?

I've got one thanks. After the day I've I've had today I need it! Has anybody ever heard of morbid jealousy?

Never mind, jeni have a drink!

Who is GEORGE? I've never heard of him .
Apart from my uncle George and he's dead!

I'm just recovering from last night's mulled wine and I'm sure a Bellini (pauper's or not] will be just the thing. Cheers!

Hello! I need to rest my weary bones, so can I have a corner of the settee, please? If you mix this peach liqueur with this Cava you get a sort of poor woman's Bellini - do have some. I've brought plenty and can always nip back for more. Mmmm lovely!

Just popped in after an afternoon out and about gracesmum How is George anyway?

Am I all alone in here? Apart from George that is

Part the second:

He said "Time for coffee,
Is it white or just black?"
And now she felt shivers go all down her back
He smiled that great smile and she felt all ecstatic
while George poured a cup of the finest of lattes (again, poetic licence)
She said "You know how I like a good brew
And maybe a biscuit if it's all right with you."

The moral is girls, if you're good all year through
Hang your stocking up now - THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

Just logged on and read your poem. Brilliant!

Grace, just cracked open the Christmas Baileys, logged on and found your poem. Fantastic!

grace

grace

That friendship cake is sounding more and more like something out of a Stephen King novel day by day....

Take a bow gracesmum and accept a round of applause.
I have heard that so called friendship cake is a beast from the dark lagoon, you have to keep feeding it and if you are not careful if fills not only your fridge but that of all your acquaintances with an insatiable life form. Just remember that it is alive.

jeni! You can't fool us!
Fantastic, gracesmum!

Wonderful (who is Georgr Clooney?)

Wot no [effing wine]?

Prceless Gracesmum! Thankyou [fwine]

gracesmum - brilliant - what more can I say?