Like it or not, times are changing and beyond the early terrors of children's education, psyche, eyesight and social skills being deformed by the devil's computer screens, there are benefits.
Being unable to explain to a telephone Santa exactly what he'd like for Christmas, three year old grandson Oscar asked his mum for her iPad and touched the Amazon app icon. He managed to find the game, Skylanders Giants he was after and gave Santa the full low down.
Santa duly promised to try his best and said Rudolph would look forward to carrots during his busy night.
Call ended, a thoughtful child asked a few minutes later, "Mummy, does Santa work for Amazon dot co"?
You all know how hard it is not to laugh!
So…..what are we all up to on this beautiful sunny bank holiday? ☀️
A terrible crime unpunished!! Imho 🙄
What are you avoiding doing in this heat?
Robert Kenyon, Reform's candidate for Makerfield. Would you let him in your house?






