Mr P excelled himself two years ago. I'm sure you can only imagine my delight as I sat up in bed on Christmas morning and eagerly ripped the paper off a beautifully wrapped toilet seat.
Just can't get in the Christmas mood
st teresa's convent sunbury-on-thames
Thomas Markle Snr. being investigated for child sexual abuse images.
His face was a picture when I unwrapped it. 
[jump up and down emoticon] 
