Mr P excelled himself two years ago. I'm sure you can only imagine my delight as I sat up in bed on Christmas morning and eagerly ripped the paper off a beautifully wrapped toilet seat.
Goodness, look what I just found…
Nicola Sturgeons husband pleads guilty.
Banking Bullies! Feeling ignored, and most un'appy
Changes in taxation that Andy Burnham seems to be interested in


His face was a picture when I unwrapped it. 
[jump up and down emoticon] 
