Lil's Bar 4

I'm not having pancakes (pouty face) but must go and attempt to do something interesting with some left over cooked chicken, a courgette, a red onion and half a punnet of cherry tomatoes.

Same again Lil please and one for your goodself!
No..I've no idea why it's quiet.....they must be all tossing pancakes...and NO that doesn't make them a bunch of t******!! Dear me Lil..

More 'smut' was requested for the Bar...always happy to oblige!!
Anyway...BOGOF!!
Yes Lil that is two pints for one IOU

Watch it Pete! GNHQ have twitchy fingers near that 'delete' button today!

Natural...and see what comes up...

Not just yet ana....

Both have been deleted now!

Right then, what are you using for lubrication, butter, oil or lard. If solid type, what size knob?

I did read it, but he's been deleted now anyway, so perhaps your worries are unfounded, phoenix, in which case you can get out of that bed and help me with these damn pancakes 'cos they're sticking to the ceiling!

Never heard it called that before

Just lemon juice and sugar, please.

NO ana you make the pancakes and I'll look after phoenix..

Ana I was just going to say to Pete "What about Ana " but I was so I posted before my brain and fingers became recoordinated!

But have you read what he put??????

And I'll hide under it to make sure no one tries to get in with her.

...until BOGOF.....

OK phoenix you had better hide in my bed

NO! We're hiding from the nasty man!

WTF (as some say) is going on!!! BOGOF not until 6pm.......have you two been at it all afternoon

Yes! He'd protect us, wouldn't he! Not that we really need it, we are far too young for that chaps taste!

PS Have you seen what he put? I did try to warn Kitty when she posted about her mother.................

And he appears to be trying to get absent to talk dirty!

Put Pete on the door?

Oh heck! I hadn't thought of that. Any other ideas?

No! He might be maddened by lust at the sight of Lil! (she is getting on a bit, after all...)

OMG (as some say) He has responded to both kitty and absent, just hope they don't encourage him.

tell Pete to put Lil on the door in case he tries to get in.

Yes - there must be some very strait-laced threads around here somewhere with their entire smut allowance intact!

We could always "borrow" a bit of someone else's, a bit like the carbon thingy?