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soop Wed 02-Jan-13 13:20:08

Mopping sweat from brow. Took best part of the morning to delete dear Mr soop's "pose in tartan" from my album. Thankfully, he's unaware. Whew! grin

Ana Fri 08-Feb-13 21:40:50

I use that method with duvet covers Elegran - but on the bed. Might work better over the banisters though - will try it next time!

Elegran Fri 08-Feb-13 21:39:38

Phoenix I think the one with the shield and lance has teflon skin. Nothing diverts him from his mission.

Elegran Fri 08-Feb-13 21:38:08

If I did that ironing board on the landing thing, the weight of the curtain would probably pull the rest of it over the banisters - iron, ironing board, me and all.

I do put the duvet cover on by hanging the duvet over the landing banisters, and pushing one hand into each of the top corners of the cover from the outside until I can grab the two top corners of the duvet. Then I hold on very tight and shake the rest of the cover down over the duvet. It then gets hauled up and spread on the bed, and finally the bottom corners of the duvet tidied into the corners of the cover.

It worked better with two of us - one at each top corner - but needs must when the devil drives, and I have perfected doing it on my own now.

Anne58 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:26:55

PS Of course what I really want to post on that wallys' thread is "Come an' have a go if you fink you're hard enough"

But that wouldn't be very ladylike, would it? grin

Anne58 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:23:51

Ooh my danders up on the other thread! I've gone all sort of imperious (in my dreams) and even the odd bit ov propur gramer! (sic, just in case!)

Was Galen someone else before?

Ana Fri 08-Feb-13 21:17:50

I can't spare any bits of my eye at the moment, phoenix, but I'm sure Galen can keep Pete in check! grin

Anne58 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:15:50

Ana I know you were, didn't for a moment think other wise! (See, there it is again, the perils of communication without voice or body language!)

Put a large one behind the bar for me, just off for a spot of wally baiting!

(So not like me, but I will defend fellow members to the hilt!)

Ana in case Pete gets the wrong idea about members and hilts, could you just keep a bit of an eye on him whilst I gird my loins for battle? (actually realised that I had put "Lions" there, could have been interesting, I've never girded a lion before!)

Galen Fri 08-Feb-13 21:10:31

Git!

Ana Fri 08-Feb-13 21:08:24

Wot you on about, phoenix? grin
I was being jocular about your 'right go' in a gentle way, because as far as Gransnet confrontations go, yours was very low on the 'nasty and personal' scale (of course - you don't do that sort of attack). Sorry for the misunderstanding - you are so right about that person - what a wally! grin

Anne58 Fri 08-Feb-13 21:03:30

Ana I've done it again! I was defending you, honest!

I feel someone ought to warn that, that, that person (nearly said a rude word there) that he is in danger of getting my dander up (there's an old fashioned phrase for you) and once my dander is up, there is no telling what I might do!

Pete Fri 08-Feb-13 20:05:54

Pop in for a quick one anytime phoenix.....pull yourself together...another curtain tip...grin

Galen Fri 08-Feb-13 20:05:05

Be like me and follow pythagorous. Abstain from beans!grin

Ana Fri 08-Feb-13 20:04:46

phoenix, that was a very restrained 'right go'! grin
Good tip about the curtains though - must try it next time because it's so true about the ironed bit crumpling on the floor....hmm

Galen Fri 08-Feb-13 20:03:15

Phoenix not that poor little chap from the Waverley novels I trust? shock

Anne58 Fri 08-Feb-13 19:54:49

Evening all, can't stay long, I'm on the landing ironing the curtains for the french windows, as you do.

(Tip of the week, when ironing very long curtains, avoid that thing where the bit you have just ironed gets crumpled as it comes to rest on the floor, place your ironing board parallel to the banisters, and let the just ironed bit go over them. Yes, if you live in a bungalow you're buggered, but that's not my fault.)

Anyway, hiding here because I've just had a right go at someone on another thread. blush

Pete Fri 08-Feb-13 19:46:23

Lil just said she feels sorry for Maria in Corrie cos of her gay boyfriend....so do I, the poor girl won't know which way to turn.
Pint please Lil.....hmm

Pete Fri 08-Feb-13 11:51:34

Right gramps you need building up matey! I'll treat you to Steak n Kidney Pudding, Chips, Peas n Gravy smile
That will put hairs on yer chest...(well, it did for Lil shock)

Ella46 Fri 08-Feb-13 11:29:21

gramps I think you need to put a bit of weight on................I thought that was the table leg! It was the teeth marks that fooled me
confused

Pete Fri 08-Feb-13 11:23:28

...Lil don't concern yourself, my dear, I'm a big boy (ahem) and can deal with any bunch of werkers...oops spellin again!! grin

Pete Fri 08-Feb-13 11:15:31

Gramps....You have made Toto too excited (He's as bad as you for ankles!) anyway leave the sock on the bar to dry..it only smells as bad as some of the "spelling club" that seem to have snuck in. grin
Ella...Lil missed her chance last night...enough said...but I will sample the free ale on offer. wink

Ella46 Fri 08-Feb-13 10:26:11

Lil's put a sign up behind the bar .............................
"If you lot dunt stop pickin on our Pete what werks beind the bar, yoo can sling yer 'ooks back ta pednts pub! Them as dunt like it...tuff! ...Yer'll be barred!"

You can come back now Pete, there's a couple of pints in for you from Lil..... watch out I think she's feeling a bit frisky!

gramps Fri 08-Feb-13 07:18:04

Errrhh, humphh, kerkermmmmph!
ooh me bleedin' nut! I jest gave it a bang tryin'to find someones lost cherry under the billyud table!
Where you all gorn -an' get that ruddy Toto orf me leg! Perishin'aminal already pissed on the uver one!! Got a soggy sock now!!!!

Galen Fri 08-Feb-13 00:24:56

Just like Vic! (Shakes head in disbelief) hmm

Pete Thu 07-Feb-13 23:57:12

Last Orders!!!.......Lil has had a 'belly-full' of you all tonight and I've a dog to see to. smile

Pete Thu 07-Feb-13 23:42:16

Too much in the Pedants Arms I see... moon

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