Oh Pete you do disappoint me! Large scotch and soda and.................
And there is absolutely NO NEED for the dreadful "thing" up there! On the very odd occasions when I have not been fast enough with the remote, I have heard those blody oiks chanting about a country that doesn't even exist!
(cross face, but not for too long as it might cause wrinkles)
Did you leave my old man somewhere??? He went out to see the footy and hasn't come home yet.!! He said he met a bloke who wanted a game of snooker and that was the last I heard from him.
If he's not back soon I might be down to Lil's for a Bicardi and Coke, make sure there is plenty of ice, I know how you overheat the girls and it goes fast.