Lil's Bar 4

Where did my Monks Nutters pint go? 'Ave you lot seen my Monks Nutters?
I reckon this cold wind makes a difference to the colour, what changes wiv the wevver!

Sorry ella....nodded off by the fire......

You won't be wanting another pint then Pete, so just another G&T for me Lil, and a scotch for phoenix please

Just won the Yard of Ale comp......not bothered about the rest............

I need a partner for the 'Pool/darts/yard of Ale' comp tonight...

Shergar n Chips......

Stop horsing around Pete

Go for it Ella .....no burgers ??

You don't look like Hank Marvin to me, Ella...
Have you brought your guitar?

Do you think Lil would wake up from her drunken stupor mind, if I brought some chips in?............I'm Hank Marvin
Nice big fat juicy ones with salt on............mmm
With some bread and butter to make butties.....

..do you need to rest your fundament?

Do you know what, I'm beginning to think that you don't know how to make an Armadillo!

Scotch n soda....easier to get in the glass....

Well, thought I would drop in for a quick drink and a bit of P&Q, feel as if I'm in danger of dissapppearing up my own fundament!

Just when I get my schedule sorted, it gets changed! Goodness knows how I would manage if I was working as well!

Can't decide between a large Armadillo, or a scotch and soda.

Go on, Pete surprise me!

..with lime...please Lil..

Pete I don't drink pints thanks, so you're welcome
Large G&T please Lil.............Pete's paying

Hiya Gramps
Ella put a couple of pints in 'the pump' for you....but not wanting them to go off...I supped them.. So it's your round!!!

Oh! Have we moved? Must have been here so long I hadn't noticed...
Good to see you, gramps!

Ahh, found you at last! I need a long cool Monks Nutters please, with a slurp of ketchup a' a slug of vodka.

Where's me old mate Pete?

There's no flippin' signposts to this new , far from the madding crowd, Lil's salubrious Bar!!

So that's why you often make lentil and bacon soup.........

You mean...there are some left?

No Ana they are in the cupboard behind the lentils. Although you could have a point, I might relocate them.

Yes phoenix...indulge in your stash....As it's just Lisa and I left in front of the log fire I'm going to give her....my last two chocolate biscuits........

Bit frosty tonight - think I'll make a swift exit.

Are they in a different place from the Cheeselets?