Lil's Bar 4

BTW, I am NOT doing the no alcohol for January thing, although I should

Strangely, the more sort of low and worried I get, the more my brain seems able to churn out silly twaddle. Perhaps some sort of coping mechanism?

Anyway, has anyone happened to see the photo on the cover od todays Telegraph, and if so, does it remind you of anyone?

It's hard to be funny and silly when you have such a lot on your mind smol xx

I seem to function better on BST I get brain freeze in the winter ella

smollie I know how you feel re inspiration drying up. It's odd how some days it just flows and other days............well, might as well go back to bed!

Think phoenix should open a cattery and we could have many pussy on holiday stories......my inspiration seems to have dried up....as my dad used to say " if wit was s**t you would be constipated" lil hasn't abandoned you neither has nellie they pop in every night and sit quietly in the corner marvelling at the witty repartee from the regulars.....tea and cake would be good and a few hot crumpets as well.....loving you all still xxxxxx
Think the dancer told gramps where to put the pole and I don't think his injuries have healed up yet

Everyone is doing the no Alcohol in January bit. Turn it into a tea shop for the month.

Maybe we should close down the bar and open a tea room/coffee shop with lots of cake?

She's never been the same since gramps ran away with that pole dancer...mind you, neither has gramps

I think Lil's permanently drunk in the cellar, she seems to have lost interest in the bar

Are we open? Is it on the trolley? Can you point to it?

I have enjoyed many cocktails................................

Lil has enjoyed much Turkish delight in her time....

Thanks for making me titter.

Fashioned into a sausage shape by Lil's fair hands, no doubt....!

No Ana as evry fule nose it has a chunk of Turkish Delight.

Ah! I see what you mean! (Bit slow on the uptake today...)

I wonder if, instead of a cherry on a stick, the Arabian Cocktail comes with a sausage on a stick....

But it is a cocktail.....................

That's sooo true Ana!
Not much good to someone with an appetite like Lils either!

Can't hide much in one of those, Ella!

I think Lil knows where to get the best salami from.........she's always playing 'Hunt the Sausage' when she's needed on the bar!

I think that's where she got the name Arabian Jockstrap from.........

I'm definitely not normal...I am a not normal nellie.....did phoenix get a portion of salami from Arkwright ,he looks like a comfortable grocer well able to slip you the odd slice now and again.

Well said, Ella...normal's boring!

I thought it was obligatory to be abnormal on here