Lil's Bar 4

Whatever 'normal' means....

Normal service to be resumed soon phoenix

For heavens sake, where IS everyone?

Having thought about it, I suppose I could ease in gently with a long slow comfortable grocer up against the deli counter, but somehow doubt if Lil has any of the right salami in stock.

Oh well.

Well, that was fun (not) shopping. Not sure about tackling the Arabian Jockstap quite yet, as I needed a shot of Amaretto in my coffee after battling my way through the tattoos and exposed flesh, still that's Asda for you. (Well, it is at my nearest branch. makes Morrisons seem upmarket.)

So, what shall I have? Ladies what would you suggest?

Hello jo not like you to visit the den of iniquity have you popped in for an ARabian jockstrap

Oh well, that's another day over, see you tomorrow.

Bit quiet, tonight> Where are the chaps?

he he he!

Somehow I'm not surprised!

I had one of those but it died.

I'm sure you will, Elegran...

Night Soop

Ana One of my neighbours has a twisted hazel tree in his front garden, neatly placed in a little round bed with crocuses under it in spring. Now I shall think of Mr S every time I pass.

Night soop, thanks for being such a good sport

Night, soop - thanks for your company!

And that's it from me, gels. I shall now delete. Mr soop is a very dear man. He does have a cheeky sense of humour. However...fair's fair. Been a happy day with you all. Night night.

Elegran, I was merely laughing at your wolf whistle.....
I fear it is you whose mind is dwelling too much on the propagation of corkscrew hazel walking sticks....

At the risk of appearing to be unladylike like soop PHWOAR no wonder you don't get bored up there during the long lonely winter [puts two fingers in each corner of mouth pushes tongue back emitting loud wolf whistle emoticon] ......mr soops not bad either [ grin]

ana I suspect you should wash your mind out with soap.

"An ornamental cultivar of Common Hazel (Corylus avellana) has become known as Harry Lauder's Walking Stick or Corkscrew Hazel. It was noticed growing as part of a hedge in the 1800s and is now propagated by grafting. It gains this name from the fact Lauder regularly appeared with a crooked walking stick."

I told you, not a euphemism at all! Mr Soop was carrying a twisted stick!

Should have been Ella...I'm all of a twitter!

Elle you make me laugh.

Just a wee while before I scrub the tartan pose from the album. Smoluski wanted a peek. After which...I shall deny having been cheeky enough to expose dear Mr soop. Either that, or plead insanity!

I think he should be the 2013 Gransnet mascot................what could be more apt?

Yaay!

Elegran!

[wolf whistle emoticon] Like the Harry Lauder walkingstick too. (That was not a euphemism)