Lil's Bar 4

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POGS! Don't put ideas into Pete's head....

Pete

Keep your sap love it's only a Bicardi I want, put one in for me.

You'll be lucky to find a sleeping partner after your flattering comments not !
Even Lil has her pride

Nellie as a 'sleeping partner' it's your call ..........I've got about 10/6d to invest.......(and a lounge-lizard jacket)!

Pint please Lil.....

..no offence......

...and looking around this bar...my sap has nothing to rise for..

LIL...they're ganging up on me

Must've been using my posh telephone voice!

I thought you said Pete was a winker Ana?

Winkers?! What can you mean, Ella?

Pete, I was trying to cover my cheeks up, and made a complete # of it!


We must keep Lil's open, it just wouldn't be the same without the [winkers]!

That's if he can remember back that far..

"In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love..."

He doesn't say anything about what an elderly older man's thoughts turn to!

Lil might sell out to wetherspoons,if a last minute offer does not materialise....any one ?? May have to be a sleeping partner if lil is still to able in charge....

pete the sap is rising

Lovely sunny afternoon.....spring is in the air.....and thoughts turn to ..

Ella if you require any help in 'rubbing your cheeks ruefully' feel free to ask for assistance

Lil's 4 is about to close down (985 posts) ...is it time to call it day?...or

Not just Lil's optics that he pinches either.............--rubs her cheeks ruefully--

Pete's got a stall down the market selling bar supplies. He keeps pinching Lil's optics because we don't use 'em in here - straight from the bottle into the glass and never mind those fiddly foreign measurements...

Ella46 (re: not 'Mine Host') Mmm, then why is it that whenever I come in here he's always behind the bar helping himself to the optics

Goose ,you should be aware that Pete is most certainly not 'mine host', he is the resident lounge lizard, and he has the jacket to prove it!
His trousers have very long pockets and there's a lot of flannel involved!

I can't say any more or he will have me down in the cellar begging for mercy changing the barrels again

Yes - he'd have to be Fearless to eat in Lil's!

I think she means "Hugh Fearlessly Eatsitall".

"Good afternoon Peter, mine lovely host. Can I have a pint of wine and a plateful of your delicious 'Finest Fish Pate and Rocket sandwiches' please. I suppose that nice Mr Huge Fearstally Whittythingy is back working in the kitchen again? I see 'Goat & Chips 'n' Peas' has been added to your extensive Menu? How delightful".