Earlier today I was sitting idly wiggling and wriggling my fingers and toes, having newly painted my nails – can't spend the drying time on Gransnet without smearing. I picked up the bottle of nail polish – a lovely dusky rose colour – and what is it called? Beige Glamour.
If we were playing a word association game on Gransnet and the first word was "glamour", I don't believe for a second a single one of all 15,000 or more of us would come up with beige" as the response. Must be a man!