Overjoyed tonight.

Is that all? Sorry, I thought you hadn't got round to describing the cause of your joy and had just been setting the scene.

You're not poor if you can afford 1,000 miles worth of petrol a month, Frank!

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Well hopefully this stupid driver might think twice about going through red lights again.
One silly driver once banged on my window and complained that he nearly went through the back of my car and his child could have been hurt.
He complained that the lights had only just changed to red when I stopped.
I have had 2 drivers overtake me and red light camaras flashed and I have had about half a dozen drivers overtake me and the speed camara flashed.

Frank

Yes but why are you overjoyed?

Oh Frank, you do make me laugh.

I am poor and can not get drunk.

Frank

Frank; I think you need to keep off the .

Must have been a car chase if it was being followed by an unmarked police car. Were shots fired, Frank?

I was shaken up.

Frank

Frank! You must have been really shaken up - your spelling's gone all to pot...