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Council has planted tree on my land.

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HUNTERF Wed 06-Mar-13 16:56:26

Came back this afternoon to find a tree has been planted by the council in my garden where it borders the pavement and I don't want it.
I have phoned the council and they said they will investigate the matter but it could take up to 3 months.
I have asked about cutting it down and getting rid of it myself but they have stated that would be criminal damage.
I am just wondering if the council will pay the £200 a day rent I will require and if it will replace the turf it dug up.

Frank

j08 Sat 09-Mar-13 09:03:53

Or even walking (shock horror)!

Bez Sat 09-Mar-13 08:56:35

Driving down a country road lined with trees and fields beyond - bliss.

NfkDumpling Sat 09-Mar-13 08:06:09

NannaAnna I objected when the 4 Macracarpa some idiot planted 2 feet apart and 20 feet from our house started trying to dismantle our chimney stacks and randomly and murderously jettisoned enormous heavy branches into the road.

Trees should be planted with care and consideration. Especially big trees.

Orca Sat 09-Mar-13 07:57:22

Trying hugging it Frank - you might bond with it.

NannaAnna Sat 09-Mar-13 00:39:01

I celebrate every tree planted. Trees are the planet's lungs. Don't care a jot if they make tarmac buckle, etc. etc. Hate tarmac. I want to see an army of tree planters out there (and I will join them) planting trees on every possible spot. One tree per house or apartment - or perhaps one tree per person - on every street! How the bloomin' heck can anyone possibly object to trees??? Bizarre.

ruskine Fri 08-Mar-13 16:27:54

Could be the pollarding thats the problem. If its a tree you'd actually like to keep, then make sure it becomes yours, not the council's, or they'll come round now and then with their chainsaws and leave just a bunch of tragic stumps ! What IS it with councils and trees ... ?

HildaW Fri 08-Mar-13 16:08:05

I think one has to agree with JO8 to be allowed to 'chip in'

Orca Fri 08-Mar-13 14:51:30

JO8 'most of Frank's threads start off quite reasonably'???? Your definition of reasonable must differ somewhat from mine. But I do love his posts. There's a certain point when total lunacy narcissism paranoia becomes humorous. I'm just sad he's never followed up my offer to buy him a coffee and cake in Solihull sad

janthea Fri 08-Mar-13 14:43:42

Really?!?

j08 Fri 08-Mar-13 14:33:11

Errrr... it's how you do it? hmm

#mustknowwhatimean

janthea Fri 08-Mar-13 14:31:23

j08 Isn't that the point of a thread - chipping in?

j08 Fri 08-Mar-13 14:30:02

Most of Frank's threads start off quite reasonably.

It's when you lot chip in that the trouble starts. hmm

granjura Fri 08-Mar-13 14:27:20

gillybob - I so understand how you feel. It took be 30 years to get our large garden 'perfect' (to my mind anyhow) and was hoping to sell to another gardener. But this did not happen - and our house is now a Kindergarten and the lovely owner is not interested at all in the garden- the conifer garden in the front has become a car-park and the conifers (large miniature specimen are soooo expensive) replanted in the corner have all died. I daren't imagine what the large back garden is now like. My only solace is that the pond has been securely fenced off rather than filled with concrete- and the current wilder aspect of the garden is actually great for the 100s of birds, blackbirds, song thrushes, every kind of tit, chaffinches, tawny owls, and so many more + hedgehogs. Onwards and forwards.

I do think that Frank is trolling half the time.

york46 Fri 08-Mar-13 14:10:55

gillybob - how sad for you to see your once-lovely garden so neglected. My sister planted a lovely flowring tree in her garden and the following year sold her house. The tree had flowered beautifully and was still small enough to dig up and take to their new garden, but she thought it was rather mean to do that and so, reluctantly, left it behind. Later, when walking past their old house they saw that the new people had cut it down!

Galen Fri 08-Mar-13 14:07:26

Perhaps it's a Thankyou present from the council for baling them outhmm

janthea Fri 08-Mar-13 14:04:13

Is Frank real? One day we will find out that he/she is a 20-something winding us all up. Probably doing to write a book about it. hmm

gillybob Fri 08-Mar-13 13:29:56

Hmmm just thinking out loud here but Frank said he paid his council tax early and all in one go..... could he have actually paid for the very same tree? shock

hummingbird Fri 08-Mar-13 13:26:47

Galen smile

Galen Thu 07-Mar-13 20:45:33

Like Alice! I'm going to fall down the rabbit hole grin
Or Is it actually the the CERN project?


I think I'll return to Avatar mode! I can't deal with this!
I'm blue, I'm high,
And in the sky
I'll blithely fly
I'm seven foot tall
And,in the halls
Of franks world
I'd die!sad

Orca Thu 07-Mar-13 20:28:02

His furry ears and whiskers took him too much time to shave!

Galen Thu 07-Mar-13 20:25:44

He's late, he's late , for a very important date!

Orca Thu 07-Mar-13 20:23:25

Where's the White Rabbit?

shysal Thu 07-Mar-13 20:18:53

hummingbird ,shh!, please don't mention bums and tums again, grin

Galen Thu 07-Mar-13 19:32:34

shock*NEVER*!

hummingbird Thu 07-Mar-13 19:23:27

Did someone recently say that Gransnet was a bit boring lately? You can count on Frank to liven things up! If we're not careful, this thread will be taking over from the legendary bums and tums saga!