Just had a queer woman at the door.

I agree..

There is a frank hunter in Birmingham.. He's a black heavy metal musician.
Do you think that is our Framk?

I think the 'queer' woman was very brave - or foolhardy - to confront Frank. It does seem very suspicious that four - four- old dears met their demise after crossing him. In their 80's they may have been, but four? That seems a little suspicious.

He's probably a bored student who's accessed his dad's computer with a couple of his mates. Ha ha! it has been funny

WhenI think you've hit the nail on the head. After my 'conversation' about colleges/universities on another thread I'm convinced Frank is more than one person and 'his' replies depend on whose turn it is. Consider the replies: the language,spelling and tone vary.
Would a man who goes to a 'Bums and Tums' exercise class ever think of kicking someone in the rear? Better hang on to those thoughts or banishment may follow......

Frank you are a lot funnier than the Red Nose Day so-called comedians.

Ditto...Ana

I don't care whether Frank's a wind-up merchant or not - I haven't laughed so much in ages as I have at the contents of his various threads today! Thanks, Frank!

Can't be bothered, frankly.

I think you are a wind-up merchant, Frank! You never answer questions like does this banter amuse you, or respond in any way other than impersonal, and you will not be persuaded to stray from your party line. I picture you and one of your mates from the pub, eating your pork pies and swigging cider, egging each other on....'go on, say that! Tell 'em women are after your money.'

Congratulations for keeping it up for such a long time.

Pardon my cynicism, but is this not just a way of resurrecting a thread which should have been dead, buried and forgotten by now?

Gracemum

They were 80+.
They are now probably now harassing Mum and Dad in the sky for not making that woman the beneficiary of their estates.

soop

I like Walkers pork pies or I think they are Walkers.
I got some when I was on holiday but they don't seem to sell them round here.

Frank

I find it highly suspicious that no less than 4 people who have been harassing Frank over his dad's "girl-friend's" claim (incidentally whatever age is this young strumpet?) have passed away over the last year.
I wonder what DI Barnaby would make of that?

Definition of "assing away": when you get kicked up the backside so hard by Frank that you are projected outnof Earth's orbit. #impressedwithyourkickingskillsFrank!

Frank My husband prefers Walkers pork pies.

Oh really Frank what a coincidence. My mum made some sausage rolls yesterday.

and credit where it's due...you really are very entertaining. I mean that in a good way.

or a kick up the backside.

Hi soop

I am not telling porkies but I have got 2 small Melton Mowbray pork pies for later.

And they sell pork pies at my new club.

The stewards wife is baking some sausage rolls this Saturday.

Frank

Frank...please don't get yourself all worked up...

Hi Bags

If she comes to my door again she may get a kick in the knee.

Frank

Frank Yes or no...are you telling porkies?

The queer people who come to your door might well ask themselves than question about going to doors where they are not welcome. They must get a kick out of it....

Oh wait!

Frank! You didn't?!!!!

Thank you for clearing that up Frank I was imagining all sorts of silly reasons why the club may have banned you.

Frank I wouldn't want to go to a club that did not make me welcome either. What would be the point? and why give them any of your London pension when they treat you like that?

I think you need to get a solicitor to write a strong letter to this lady who seems hell bent in blackening your good name.