Just had a queer woman at the door.

phoenix

I don't know but I did not want to go to that club again anyway.
What is the point of going to a club where you are not welcome?.

Frank

Why does the phrase "passed away" make me think of people standing there and just gradually fading away like mist?

Let me try to get this straight, a Social Club can ban someone if they don't like something that person has done, even if the thing alleged is within the law?

By this standard, people would be being banned willy nilly for all sorts of things, just because they didn't meet with the personal approval of the committee. That could range from painting your front door neon pink, to being a fully paid up member of the BNP or wearing a loud shirt after dark in a residential area!

Ana

There was no damage to my door.

Frank

Oh I forgot to mention that 4 people who were harassing me over the house have passed away to my knowledge over the year.
I did not bother to attend their funerals or send my condolences.

Frank

Just had an ad for Value Doors - only £395! Good job they picked that word to go with....

To be fair to Frank, I think he told us this before on his original Inheritance thread...

This gets weirder and weirder.

gillybob

You said ''Frank why are you banned from the social club?''.

It was the opinion of the committee that I had been dishonourable in my personal dealings ie they thought I had a moral obligation to hand over the house to my father's ex even though I had no legal obligation to.
I did not bother to attend the disciplinary hearing as I did not intend to go to the club anyway.
My father's ex is on the committee of that club.

Frank

Bet Frank's posts nearly match those of JO8's , especially if you add the ones about him.

I have a mental image of him as an Ozzie look alike.

Frank! Come clean! Does all this banter tickle your ribs at all?

What was Frank wearing when the queer woman came to the door? I do hope he was suitably clothed in a nice beige cardigan and flannels. If he was UNsuitably clothed this may have caused her to ass away....

I've never known so many people ass away in the same vicinity. Unless you happen to live in Midsommer, when the chances of assing away are so high that it's practically impossible to get insurance.

Maybe it was mooning at the club that made all those abusers ass away since the begining of the month.

Is assing the same as mooning?

Can you imagine the hoo haa if the queer woman just happened to ass away while standing on the doorstep?

Got to go out but I'm taking my Kindle so I can keep up. It's a bit of a cliff hanger isn't it ?

Oh dear........I can't see much getting done round here today.....this is too funny

absent you have horses in your house? And jingle has a cow in her kitchen?
You're all quite mad!

If Frank's been assing away at the social club, that could have been the reason why he's banned.....

Considered in the vernacular, having a queer woman at the door conjures a perfectly hideous picture. It would certainly frighten the horses.

I laughed and nearly choked on my lunch. Must be more careful or I will be assing away too.

Oh Janthea you took the words out of my mouth. I know it is not very PC but in the land of Frank who knows????

I too wonder about Frank being a real person or a figment of someones very fertile imagination??? I have noticed "he" feeds these regular little tit bits of information and then waits for the inevitable. Then probably sits back and has a good laugh.

The latest.......... "I am banned form the social club" is an invitation for someone to ask why isn't it?

Okay here goes..........

Frank why are you banned from the social club?

So has mine!

I find it difficult to conceive of a bunch of people constantly harassing a home owner (Frank) for all this time because they wrongly believe the house to belong to someone else (Frank's dead father's ex-girlfriend). Are they related to this woman? Is she disabled, financially up the creek, homeless or troubled in some other way so that they feel sorry for her? How does anyone have the time or the inclination to carry on in this manner? I have never heard of such a thing. It's terribly un-English! Perhaps it's just a conspiracy to wind up someone who has wound them up in the past – now that is believable.