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Just had a queer woman at the door.

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HUNTERF Wed 20-Mar-13 11:35:48

She asked me when I was going to move out and let my father's ex take the house.
She did go but she might have physical force used against her if she comes back.

Frank

HUNTERF Wed 20-Mar-13 15:13:20

phoenix

I don't know but I did not want to go to that club again anyway.
What is the point of going to a club where you are not welcome?.

Frank

Anne58 Wed 20-Mar-13 15:09:58

Why does the phrase "passed away" make me think of people standing there and just gradually fading away like mist?

Anne58 Wed 20-Mar-13 15:08:10

Let me try to get this straight, a Social Club can ban someone if they don't like something that person has done, even if the thing alleged is within the law?

By this standard, people would be being banned willy nilly for all sorts of things, just because they didn't meet with the personal approval of the committee. That could range from painting your front door neon pink, to being a fully paid up member of the BNP or wearing a loud shirt after dark in a residential area!

HUNTERF Wed 20-Mar-13 15:05:42

Ana

There was no damage to my door.

Frank

HUNTERF Wed 20-Mar-13 15:03:47

Oh I forgot to mention that 4 people who were harassing me over the house have passed away to my knowledge over the year.
I did not bother to attend their funerals or send my condolences.

Frank

Ana Wed 20-Mar-13 15:03:36

Just had an ad for Value Doors - only £395! Good job they picked that word to go with....

Ana Wed 20-Mar-13 15:02:03

To be fair to Frank, I think he told us this before on his original Inheritance thread...

Galen Wed 20-Mar-13 15:00:47

This gets weirder and weirder.

HUNTERF Wed 20-Mar-13 14:58:39

gillybob

You said ''Frank why are you banned from the social club?''.

It was the opinion of the committee that I had been dishonourable in my personal dealings ie they thought I had a moral obligation to hand over the house to my father's ex even though I had no legal obligation to.
I did not bother to attend the disciplinary hearing as I did not intend to go to the club anyway.
My father's ex is on the committee of that club.

Frank

LullyDully Wed 20-Mar-13 13:59:51

Bet Frank's posts nearly match those of JO8's , especially if you add the ones about him.

I have a mental image of him as an Ozzie look alike.

whenim64 Wed 20-Mar-13 13:52:06

Frank! Come clean! Does all this banter tickle your ribs at all? grin

Marelli Wed 20-Mar-13 13:50:46

What was Frank wearing when the queer woman came to the door? I do hope he was suitably clothed in a nice beige cardigan and flannels. If he was UNsuitably clothed this may have caused her to ass away....hmm

Anne58 Wed 20-Mar-13 13:44:58

I've never known so many people ass away in the same vicinity. Unless you happen to live in Midsommer, when the chances of assing away are so high that it's practically impossible to get insurance.

ginny Wed 20-Mar-13 13:41:55

Maybe it was mooning at the club that made all those abusers ass away since the begining of the month.

Galen Wed 20-Mar-13 13:40:22

Is assing the same as mooning?hmm

Anne58 Wed 20-Mar-13 13:40:08

Can you imagine the hoo haa if the queer woman just happened to ass away while standing on the doorstep?

ginny Wed 20-Mar-13 13:40:01

Got to go out but I'm taking my Kindle so I can keep up. It's a bit of a cliff hanger isn't it ?

whenim64 Wed 20-Mar-13 13:37:28

Oh dear........I can't see much getting done round here today.....this is too funny grin

Galen Wed 20-Mar-13 13:35:46

absent you have horses in your house? And jingle has a cow in her kitchen?
You're all quite mad!

Marelli Wed 20-Mar-13 13:35:00

If Frank's been assing away at the social club, that could have been the reason why he's banned.....shock

absent Wed 20-Mar-13 13:32:00

Considered in the vernacular, having a queer woman at the door conjures a perfectly hideous picture. It would certainly frighten the horses.

ginny Wed 20-Mar-13 13:30:56

I laughed and nearly choked on my lunch. Must be more careful or I will be assing away too.

gillybob Wed 20-Mar-13 13:29:18

Oh Janthea you took the words out of my mouth. I know it is not very PC but in the land of Frank who knows???? grin

I too wonder about Frank being a real person or a figment of someones very fertile imagination??? I have noticed "he" feeds these regular little tit bits of information and then waits for the inevitable. Then probably sits back and has a good laugh.

The latest.......... "I am banned form the social club" is an invitation for someone to ask why isn't it?

Okay here goes..........

Frank why are you banned from the social club?

Orca Wed 20-Mar-13 13:26:54

So has mine! wink

absent Wed 20-Mar-13 13:26:52

I find it difficult to conceive of a bunch of people constantly harassing a home owner (Frank) for all this time because they wrongly believe the house to belong to someone else (Frank's dead father's ex-girlfriend). Are they related to this woman? Is she disabled, financially up the creek, homeless or troubled in some other way so that they feel sorry for her? How does anyone have the time or the inclination to carry on in this manner? I have never heard of such a thing. It's terribly un-English! Perhaps it's just a conspiracy to wind up someone who has wound them up in the past – now that is believable.