Just had a queer woman at the door.

I can't stop laughing either - my mascara's run now!

I'm lost for words. Make him stop someone my sides are aching....

By 'queer' I presume you don't mean gay?

I really do wonder about Frank and whether he is real. I've said this before, I know.

Strange indeed

Please add punctuation as appropriate in above post !

Please tell us why you were banned . . Goodness what is happening round your way How many of your 'abusers' have passed away since the begining of March Is there another story here that you are not telling us ?

Frank I was referring to the meetings with social services about care home payments, but interesting that you are banned elsewhere, too!

The mind boggles as to why Frank has been banned, but you can bet your bottom dollar that it wasn't for getting too merry and leading a table top conga.

Why are the people in your close so mean with 'd' when it comes to Grandma signs?

whenheim64

We don't have meetings with local house owners but I am banned from my local social club.
I am a member of another club about a mile further away and I have no problems there.
The nearest club was advertising for members the other day where as the club I am in is nearly full.
My club steward likes this situation as he does not like having a waiting list like he had a few years ago.
He understands why I am banned from the other club.

Frank

Frank can you give us a heads-up about what shocks to the system you might anticipate tomorrow? I think I need a full English breakfast to prepare myself for news of vigilantes outside your house or injunctions preventing you from attending meetings with local elderly house owners!

Good grief.

The only small problem is most of the houses in the close have a sign saying Granddad's Granma's or Granddad's and Granma's house.
The bungalow has a sign saying Granddad's house which is not correct.
I suppose when my father was alive there should have been a sign saying Granddad's and Granddad Juniors house.

Frank

I've never liked the phrase "passed away" as a substitute for "died", but I really like "assed away". Well done, Frank.

Frank With two signs screwed to the wall in your porch, you should never forget where you live. Have to say, you certainly have whatever it takes to amuse me.

I see what you mean Anna. I meant to say passed away.
I think I would be lowering myself to their level if I put grins on this thread.

Frank

Hi Ana

One of my daughters bought me a sign saying Frank's house and the other bought me a sign saying Granddad's house.

They are screwed to the wall in my porch.

Frank

What's the matter with your typing today Frank?

Elegran

With regard to the suggested advert I think everybody would claim they had not seen the advert.
I got some abuse during the first week of March but I think it is gradually frizzling out.
I have heard some of the abusers have now assed away.

Frank

That's a good name for your house, Frank!

Good advice, Elegran, which you and several other members probably gave when Frank first posted a thread about his inherited house some time ago, although it seems to have fallen on deaf ears!

Elegran

I did close the door after telling her to get lost in a very rude manor.
Obviously if she had tried to enter the house I would have shoved the door against her.

Frank

Why don't you contact the police? That is harassment.

Simple! Do it.

You could just have closed the door, Frank

Why not take out a newspaper ad - you know, the kind that used to say "I am not responsible for my wife's debts".

You could say "I wish it to be known that my father left me his half of his house in his will. I already owned the other half. If anyone says or writes that I gained my property any other way, I shall sue them for libel and/or slander."

That would stop ALL the talk about it, around your neighbourhaood and online.