Attempts at English

This is computer translation. No real person, able to speak two languages could think like that. Mostly they come out of China. Chinese has no grammar like ours. No tenses. It is spoken in different tones which makes it so hard for a European to learn.

It is true that translations often in Germany are not good, because they are convinced they know English and therefore don't have to find a native speaker to check their translations.

I was once in a hotel, interpreting a German giving a lecture on beer of all things, to businessmen from London. As the flight was late and I sat about for hours, I looked at their English Menu to choose something to eat. There were so many mistakes in it, and this was a 5 star hotel!
When I had done my stint I collected my fee from reception and handed in the corrected Menu, with all the red underlinings and crossings out. I advised them to ask an English speaking person in future before printing it out.

You should see the attempts Brits make with other languages (... some even after living abroad in one area for 20+ years) honest ...

Aka, yes, me too! Wild guesses as to what the Roman centurions were actually doing, never mind what tense they were doing it in...

Lovely.....er, where are the wheels on a ukulele?

ah bless...how long did it take that person, presumably armed with a dictionary, to make that 'translation'. Reminds me a bit of my Latin translations at school!!

Really wants to make you buy it doesn't it? Sounds as if it is translated from Chinese. Or is it double Dutch ?

Hoch.

What a hoot , love it to bits .