Banter Bar 2

That goes without saying Ana (firemen I mean)

Ah well, we'll just have to drink everything that the 'barsteward' has left behind!

He only had the one bottle, Ella (kept in readiness for a visit from Lisa which never materialised...) but I think he drowned his sorrows with it just before he decided to take to the road.

Perhaps the firemen could bring in some supplies? We could offer to pay them in kind...

Count me in glam,.............no football, no moaning, no grumpiness.........and free drinks! Sounds good to me!

Do you know where he hides the 'good' champers?

Whoa !! I've just done him a load of sausage and mash for his supper and now he has gone on the missing list,well I suppose if I put a lid on and put in the fridge it will keep a few days you can tell when it's gone off when the mash has a green tint to it.
We can all have a girly night now and leave the sport off the TV,lets have a party to-night and invite the local firestation !! while the cats away p.s did he say all the drinks where on the house ?

Who did I just see staggering down the road singing 'The Happy Wanderer'...? Couldn't make out who it was, the rucksack was so big!

Right! This 'Bar-Steward' needs a break.

Rucksack packed along with my 'four' person tent (well you never know) .....and off I go!!

Please carry on as usual and remember to leave the place as you found it..................in fact forget that bit and feel free to tidy the place up!

Back soon.

A lot of noise coming from the cellar when I came in,I've had to stop off here 'cos the rain is so bad I'll have to dry off,do you think I could borrow a fireman to rub my back ? got terrible pain from bending down all day I can't get my hair wet or I'll be up all night trying to dry it.I think I'll have to finish that Brandy to warm up a wee bit purely medicinal I have you know. ahh feeling better now, may be able to run the rest of the way and dodge the rain,can I borrow the staff brollie,I prefer the one without the holes in it please.

Definition of impossible Ana

In the hammock, Ella...

Actually, I spelled it the wrong way................it should've been 'piece', I thought there might still be a fireman down there!

But no......................... so where's the action tonight then?

It was reserved for "TV twiglets" but as they haven't arrived....feel free ella now that you've had your 'peace'

Pete'll be glad of the company, Ella! Think he's feeling a bit down...

Just wanted some peace and now the place is heaving with people springing about on breasts or something

Think I'll give the damp hammock a bit of a go..............

OH !!

Nonu, I think there may have been concerns that names would be named, and it was thought better to nip it in the bud....

I am sorry , I cannot be worrying about Hope or Eternal , although I know they both spring in the human breast .
I have to go over to see what is going on with Frank , re strange & odd .
Bit pedantic if you ask me !!!

But of course what on earth do I know ??

...didn't know Eternal was in the cellar as well.....that Hope has her hands full..

Mind you, hope springs eternal - perhaps she can spring tom as well...

Hope? Who's Hope? Not another of those tv twiglets Pete seems to go for is she...?

You"re a monkey , Pete was sad and lonely , I was trying to cheer him up , don"t ya know .

Give him hope , the takings must be down , he must be sick with worry about it !!

However , on the other hand Pete being Pete !!!

..we can spring him when ella takes a breather...

Nonu!

I think Tom may be down the cellar....

I won't be springing out tom! (whoever he is...)

Well Pete the heat seems have overcome everyone , so maybe we will have to call it a wrap .

Sure everyone will spring out tom.

Sweet dreams !!!!!