My pecs can be inspected any time after 'last orders'....
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Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
I notice you've ignored my comment about your profile photo, Pete - of course, you may well have honed your pecs a bit more by now....
Quite right glam I modeled myself on Duncan......although I was more into the breast stroke than Duncan...
Hmm...don't forget I saw your profile pic before you deleted it, Pete!
I've just found a snorkel and a pair of old flippers in the loft,the rubber on the snorkel may be a wee bit perished but if any difficulties we could use part of our fireman's hose Oh I did like Duncan Goodhew especially his butterfly stroak very masterful !!
Ana .......Think David Wilkie (without the tash) or Duncan Goodhew (with hair)....you getting the picture? Half-man...half -fish!
Any time you need lowering into the shallow end.....I'll assist you! with the step ladder..... 
It's all those sausage rolls, Pete...
Nah ! i will be generous and let you have him GLAM.
Fair do"s , you povide fab. grub .
Unless of course he is tall and dark haired , they are my favourites !
Don"t overdo it in this weather , Pete can WAIT he won"t starve!
All this fuss about one man and his hose
Like overgrown schoolgirls! ...
(Adjusts speedos...and dives into the deep-end......)
If you're going to keep one in the cellar....put him in the back room......away from my BEER ...
Wow more Firemen !! and always when I am busy doing something else story of my life,if you manage to kidnap one ask him does he want to borrow my "noodle" I don't mind sharing,but I think I will have to fight my mate nonu for his attention,maybe I can tempt him with some "hotdogs" on a big roll must dash more packing to do for this buffet.
Piffle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps that could have been phrased more delicately, Nonu!
You have given me an offer I can"t refuse. So it is a deal you will keep one in hand for me !! 
for your kindness .
Sounds like a plan!
To keep his strength up...
I BET you will .
Don't worry, Nonu, we'll manage
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