Banter Bar 2

Sorry...drifted off to another thread.....must be the heat....back now.. went a bit dizzy

Phoenix.....does it say Bar or Cafe over the door you entered by?

Do you mean ..."Pint please Pete".....

A coffee and a large amaretto please, hold the biscuit.

Nice work if you can get it.
Bye the way I left a message for you on another posting !!

Too hot indoors Nonu.........prefer to just swing in the breeze.

You don"t sleep in all night ???

What is wrong with your bed ??

Think I'm getting the hang of this hammock now.....only fell off it 5 times last night.....

Sel Full jar of olives ...just for you....just rushed to fetch them.....the girl in Aldi wasn't impressed with my speedos and flip-flops......but it has turned chilly.

glamma it's not right to mention noodles to pete he's going to think food Food he can sell - add a sauce to and mark up..100,200,500%.

We should all just chill under these extreme temperatures - after midnight and still hot...

I too am fascinated by glamma's Noodle?! am sure Pete will mend your puncture, if you ask nicely

Ana a "noodle" is a very long round piece of foam (think of a piece of fat spaghetti hense the name) which you can wrap around yourself to keep yourself afloat,they come in all width's and lengths depending on your needs

Crikey Pete under pressure...under pressure bearing down on YOU...bet you wish you given me the olive I craved. You just didn't plan for these temperatures {smile]

"noodle" glamma?

They where my fresh water salmon for a "special client" I spent ages getting them the right size I'll have to go tresspassing again in the lake for more freshly caught fish,the thing is I get very wet trying to tickle their bellies as they are swimming I keep falling in the lake !! where is my li-lo when I need it ?oh there it is under the tree,who put a hole in it ? you could have stuck a plaster over it,I'll have to get my noodle out of our shed and use that,I need something to keep me afloat now I've lost all that weight.

Cheers laidback.....catch them in a net and throw them in the freezer....................................the FISH !!!

Here's yer pint Pete. Don't worry about the 'viewing'! why are there fish swimming in the 'pool' looks like a couple of Salmon..... Has Glamma got a do on tomorow? I've heard of wild salmon not pool salmon!!

NO...I'm not going to say...."Move along....nothing to see here"

This isn't Baywatch!!....laidback I can arrange a 'private viewing' of my lifesaving attire at a later date!

Can somebody bring a pint to my hammock.......please

Ana i , you have been looking !!

I thought that was just sunburn...

Do you have the short red shorts Pete?

UMMM , we only have your word for it , we are just innocent gels.!!

Ana....it happens to be a lifeguard saying.....as a nearly qualified one....I can offer my snorkel to anyone who needs 'assistance'