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Pete Mon 08-Jul-13 22:17:30

Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....grin

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 23:22:45

Lona if he can do an impression of a milking stool, I think the nation should see it.

Ana Thu 02-Jan-14 21:11:27

Lona! blush

Lona Thu 02-Jan-14 20:57:16

Three legged race phoenix?

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 20:46:55

He ought to try racing then, rather than other sports...........

Nonu Thu 02-Jan-14 20:39:01

PHO leave him be , he doesn't get too much fun !

Nonu Thu 02-Jan-14 20:36:16

Oh my sweet lord *goose , you are right !
wink

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 20:33:45

Do you think we ought to tell Matron? He might need his tablets adjusting.

Goose Thu 02-Jan-14 20:30:49

if you're focusing on Pete Nonu, that's not a low moon you're looking athmm

Nonu Thu 02-Jan-14 20:28:20

Let me look, let me look ! The moon is low tonight !

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 20:22:42

Oh dear, it's worse than I thought...................

Goose Thu 02-Jan-14 20:18:11

You can have a gander yourself through these ere binoculars he always keeps under the bar phoenix, he's legging it towards the sows pen confused

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 20:13:17

shock

Ana Thu 02-Jan-14 20:12:02

Obviously! Perhaps he'd been 'goosed'...wink

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 20:10:47

The pig fields? Naked? Has the man gone mad?

Goose Thu 02-Jan-14 19:29:56

Phoenix - Pete was heading towards the pig fields shock you could take the shears if you're proposing to grab the bottles of Cava from him - I don't mind coming along as a human shield grin

Nonu Thu 02-Jan-14 19:04:07

Don"t be shy GOOSE , you know you can tell ALL the details , it will not any further than these 4 walls , we are not gossips truly .

Nonu Thu 02-Jan-14 19:01:08

No I am sorry Phoenix you have to HAVE champagne , not HE has gone [we think] let us hop down the cellar , any one else game .
He will not know !!grin

Ana Thu 02-Jan-14 18:57:55

Well, whoever it was, Pete obviously lost...grin

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 18:57:18

I could commit a semi serious crime for a bottle of Cava right now!

Goose Thu 02-Jan-14 18:52:32

just spotted Pete legging it out the back door, carrying two bottles of Cava and wearing nothing but a grin - what/who's he been at?confused

glammanana Thu 02-Jan-14 18:49:52

Lona wish I had known you where going cosmetic shopping I would have joined you I haven't been to "Debs" make-up counters for ages and a girl has got to live up to her name hasn't she x glamma x grin
Any one fancy a glass of Cava my friend has just dropped me 3 bottles off she won in a raffle and she is tee-total,I told her it wouldn't go to waste here.hmm

Ana Thu 02-Jan-14 18:44:00

Three posts back takes me to Pete saying b). Which was strip poker or having your tea...hmm

Nonu Thu 02-Jan-14 18:35:32

ANA go back three posts , the dear girl has probably worn the little dear Pete out .

Ana Thu 02-Jan-14 18:27:27

Or strip poker? Anyone seen Goose recently...? hmm

Anne58 Thu 02-Jan-14 17:57:33

Eggs and sausage again Pete ?

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