Banter Bar 2

Why horse racing is better than football.

1) Racing fans don't pick fights with other fans
2) You could take your Granny to the races and not have to worry about violence or bad language
3) The entry fee for the races hasn't skyrocketed to the point where it is barely affordable.
4) There is no need for police presence (at cost to the tax payer!) at race meetings
5) Jockeys don't fake injuries
6) When a jockey wins a race he doesn't run around with a ridiculous expression on his face (usually open mouthed in some sort of Neanderthal roar) nor does he expect other jockeys to hug him or leap on him with their arms and legs wrapped around him, neither does he seem to think it appropriate to pull his shirt over his head.
7) Jockeys don't feel the need to spit and gob all over the place

Nonu.........its b)

PETE likes the girly talk, he knows at least we won"t be "avin a punch up like some of his =clientle= , =cliantel= oh blow it , just top me up !
how very dare you LONA 1.99 is enough especially when it comes from the "Cheapo" cosmetic shop on the corner. Lots of bargains to be had there . Laugh !
PHOENIX would like some champagne . Pete could you see your way clear to get her some , not that cava stuff , hope you are not busy with
a[ shovehalfpenny
b] strip poker or just having your tea .

x

Jockeys that arrive for 'work' in helicopters?

Anyway you're barred!!

Oooh and I suppose that I imagined hearing about football players involved in match fixing....................

At least when a jockey falls he either gets up quickly or doesn't, none of that rolling around in fake agony, poncey over paid prima donnas

Most races are as bent as a nine-bob note..........so I overheard...

Extra large one coming up Nonu ...... could you bring your pint pot back to the bar only the dishwasher is broke.....seems she went shopping with Lona....

I hardly drink p, so I get my kicks in other ways.

I'd rather have champers than expensive eye shadow!

Although at present I'd join a queue just to have a sniff of the cork.

Nonu with all the champers you quaff no wonder you can only afford £1.99!

Of course I am Nonu xx

Pete sorry to have turned the Bar into a cosmetic counter for a while, but at least we didn't slag off footie or mention horses!

Forgive me I will have an EXTRA large one Pete , before I can pluck up courage to ask price before discount !!
Stone the crows , I feel daring spending £1.99 on "Miss Sporty "

You know you are worth it DEAR !!
xx

Ana It's called Quartz by Sisley.

phoenix The rest of my makeup is Rimmel or Maybelline

At that price I would expect it to come with it's own applicator, and I don't mean a plastic stick with foam on the end!

What colour is it?

Well, she is a mate and she did give me discount!
I've had it before and it is lovely.
I haven't spent any money for ages so I don't feel at all guilty or stupid

Bet the sales assistant hasn't stopped laughing....

GOOD GRIEF!

Was that in the sales, Lona?

Yes, I'd have thought you deserved a large stiff one after such recklessness...

A very small eyeshadow!
I know!!!!


Thanks Pete I enjoyed that............. should have had a large one!

£28 on what???? Can't find any reference to what it is! My interest is all piqued now!

No wonder you need a stiff one lona after splashing out £28 .
Bet look good in it though .

Stiff one coming up..Lona ..Steady now..

Still waitin' here...................................

Goose ....Darts, Pool and Strip poker....in whatever order you want it.