We are getting more and more slothful - well isn't that what retirement is all about? We wake up quite early (OK not thin morning, it was 8, but I'd had a bad night) DH reads the paper on this iPad, I usually make the tea, let the dog out, collect paper from mat and we read in bed till about 9, do crossword etc. Today I did all of that then put a load of washing on, pottered around garden doing a bit of dead heading (in my PJs), tied in a couple of shoots of the vine over the pergola and looked at GN That was my mistake. Around 11, I finally made it into the shower but then glimpsed the top of the window cleaner's ladder at the bedroom window!! How to get at the clothes and get dressed, dry hair etc unobserved? DH was still on the bed, reading totally unaware of the situation! Waited until window cleaner had moved on, grabbed clothes dressed hastily dried hair after a fashion and thence downstsairs where both paatio doors were open, dog asleep on the mat in front of one and totally ignoring the man climbing up a ladder 18 inches away from her.Just in time to smile sweetly and pay him and hope he was fooled into thinking I had been up and about doing housewifely things all morning. But why should that matter to me? 