*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

Ah! Firemen. Yes, I know all about them and their hoses.

The firemen bring their hoses.

Time to recharge the batteries, pass me some brownies and a bottle ( no glass required) I shall be propped up over here.

We need some music. Did anyone think to bring a harp?

If we had a harp we might think we had died and gone to heaven. It could be scary!

He might just be useful to-night Nelliemoser they pass up and down The Mersey when training so I might cadge a lift on the back on the way home,if I'm over the limit I could get one of them to parachute me into our back garden. but need to have another Brownie first they are very tempting.

Yes I've brought mine, I always do, but this is the first time I've been asked to play! unfortunately all I can play so far is 'twinkle twinkle little star'

Here I am! That V&T made me go all funny, so just had a little toes up under that rock. Am a bit muddy. Think I might need a lift home too...

There were two lovely young soldiers with red caps on following me up the mountain - think they were looking for their helicopter. Will have to hide if they turn up.

Ooh, soup! Where are the chips, then? Can't have a party without a few chips. Another V&T, please, just put a dollop of this raspberry
Liqueur in...mmmmm lovely. Hic!

Tchwinkle tchwinckle lickle shtar. Thas good.

Really, really strange sensation. C a N b are ly s EE wh A t iS h A p p ening................................

I have the chips who has the salt and mayonnaise or ketchup!

Any more port left? I fink tha one wie a vodka yllej chaser lliw eb tsuj left!

Well, this is nice! Good company, lots to eat and drink....what? My mobile? Sure you can borrow it, vegas. Who do you need to phone...? What did she say.....that bl***ing twit I said I would kick into the canal if....oh, heck! Somebody get that phone off vegas quick!

Anyone got an invishibility blanket?

Thanks when - bless you for saving me from myself. Just can't help it, somefin comes over me ....

I can't see it anywhere!

Hey!whose those blokes with red berries giving us funny looks?
Firemen don't wear red berries!
Why would anyone wear strawberries , rasp berries and red currents on their heads?

Vegas go for it! Tell im what you think of im.

We ALWAYS. Have firemen.! And the occasional policeman with cold hands?

They have come to rescue us! I think!

Try a soldier for a change Galen

Dont' egg me on perleeease Nellie I only have my dignity left - sod it, just thrown up on my shoes

Those red caps on the nice young soldiers look suspiciously like escaped lobsters to me.

Why don't we try a different approach this time? Let's invite them to join us, stuff 'em with food and drink, and leave them to do the explaining in the morning! That young man stepping out of the helicopter looks a friendly sort! Young man! Young man! Here, have some of our roadkill burgers. Delicious!

Orrrrrrrrrr right prawns