*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

And me! Andie can stay though!

And if Frank is coming I'm going home. Now.

Wheeeee! On my way! Fairy lights a glitter, but some idiot on the radio is saying I'm a hazard. A hazard - moi? Just heading straight on towards those mountains, with a little swig now and then to keep me going.

Ooh, there's a big aeroplane near me. Think I'll go down a bit....yay!

Right where's that port, a pint will do nicely.
No I didn't mean Dover! I know where that is
Come on, give thirsty girl a drink.

I'M COMING IN...I can only land upside down so I can use the cutting blades like a helicopter....DUCK!!

Cor, that's a bit precarious! Have I really got to clamber down that.....heeelppp.......well, I won't need to clamber down now, will I? Thanks for the lift! Ouch!

I'm HERE!

Well you know who your friends are dont you!!!! police dont know what you mean when

When We were hoping you were on speaking terms with the Chief Constable.

Won't be long now. Is that a bedstead I see before me?

i don't know but Galen said dogs and cats welcome.
SOOP we want Rory here! Please!

Can I just say something serious before we all get bladdered? Yes, I do mean you, glass! (smug pointy finger emoticon) Can we have just ONE night out without the police getting involved? No? Ok, no worries, just so you know it won't be my fault when it kicks off. Right, let's get that champagne OPEN!!!!

Are we there yet?

Good idea when - but pour me a glass first, will you? That pint pot over there will do.

Is Frank coming?

B****r.....I haven't renewed my lawn tax.

Is Soop bringing Rory? and Frank bringing Andie?

I am just taking off now be with you all soon, singed my bot on the exhaust so I have been cooling it off in builders bucket.

Ooops! I think my cutting blades have just redesigned Coventry Cathedral

Gary grows them for himself. If he grows them at home his chickens eat them and come over all peculiar (I've nicked a couple of plants worth)

Blimey that was a bit hairy. Sorreeee - that's two more prawn cocktails dropped on next door's BBQ! Can I strap this champagne in?

Watch out when - I'm coming in fast!!! Be ready to jump - go for it, girl!!!

Does Gary the gardener know you've picked those 'herbs' galen?

I've just had a trial run and things look OK for take off,I had a spin around Liverpool Bay and apart from the funny looks I got from people on what looked like a Ferry everything seems OK,just counting the Vodka Jellies to make sure they are all there you never know what him in doors gets up to when I pop out for a minute.

I'm wearing a floating diaphanous nightie on my sylphlike body (I wish)
I'm here with the bed and waiting for you! I've picked some herbs out of my garden that look a bit like the Canadian flag symbol. They seem to just as nice as tobacco?

Needed a push start but once I get some altitude I should be able to trim a few roof gardens on my way. I've only managed to scare a few cows so far.

I'm readyyyyy!!! Yoohoo - can you see me vegas? Over here, stood on top of my dustbin .........whoops! There goes one of the prawn cocktails