*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

Are you sure it was the farmer, there's some rather dishy young men around with red berets on around. Are they looking for the -- knickef-- borrowed helicopter?
I don't thing HRH is one of them, he's been playing polo!

Whats all the noise - can't a person grab a bit of shut eye -oh more food - bang goes the diet

lizG is your dummy a woman or a man? We might need to arange a civil ceremony.

some candles in the blue box ooooooohhh drat! any one got a light !

could do it gypsey style just pee in the same bucket.

I'd be careful about the saussages

oh yes Galen he smelt looked like a farmer..

Playing polo! He is supposed to be changing nappies! Dereliction of duty.

So! Who's the passenger?

also brought double blow up lilo.... now whoever wins the competition gets the "double" lilo and my passenger

Isn't this where we came unstuck last time? Trying to light a fire? Thank goodness no-one's on crutches tonight! I don't think the NHS will accept a other singeing story

[suspicious] what's the competition?

Biker hasn't smuggled Frank in I hope.

now I don't care for him....but as I was tearing up the hill...he was there! thumbing a lift..I thought "what the heck is ?????? doing out this time of night"?

Anyway! I've the great bed of Ware!

Don't put naked flames on Lilos!

Who?

so had to deflate Eric and shove him in the topbox...it was a perculier sight me and ???? lying on Eric trying to squeeze out every last bit of air..(he made some odd noises)! he must have a puncture round his netherregions!

what?

(that's Eric not my passenger) bet you are all --intoxicated- merry by now aren't you!

I don't like the way those soldiers are eyeing up my ride on mower. Just because they've lost their helicopter.....

I've got a Compeed blister plaster if that's any use for Eric - don't fancy putting it on him tho

I always carry loads of plasters! Put them anywhere. Have treated men who going commando got caught in their zips! They tell me it's painful?

Nellie My dummy is female. OH and I had a row and I made a dummy in the hopes OH wouldn't notice I was out.

ok right! some clues coming in a mo...now remember who ever wins..must spend the evening with my Passenger on the double lilo..and we MUST have the truth and nothing but the truth of your nightly escapade...the rule is>>>> you must NOT move off! the lilo until 6-30 am Sunday morn...and we want the full account here on gransnet on my desk by Monday morn (gives you a day to recover) but of course post earlier if needs must!