*VIRTUAL PARTY ALERT*

I think we will when - it's all been too much. Now what I should have done was to get George Clooney to ring my ex ....

Well done vegas he should have been mine but I won't push you off the magic carpet for it! Shall we make our way back? I feel rather sleepy after all the food and drink, or is that concussion from tumbling down from the summit when we arrived?

I'll be off as soon as I've got my lawn mower the right way up. I'm giving a couple of the lobster wearing soldiers a lift. They don't believe I've passed my flying test and they look a little nervous (as well they might)

I hope DH has remembered to shut the chickens up. He can't see a thing in the dark (or the day for that matter). I'll probably find him face down in the compost heap.

Red Sky at night? The Vodka's alright.
Red Sky in the morning....Thick head warning.

Night night everyone

good night ...........

what time did the party start.....knew I should have arrived before the liquior was poured...tut! hmm cant stand the pace these young ones

Night all!

No thanks I'll just put the broomstick on auto pilot

Want a lift?

Well, I'm off - can't take the pace anymore. Thanks for a great night, don't leave any litter.

Well, I'm sorry folks, I must return my bed to my LONDON PENSIONLESS hovel!
I've enjoyed. Hope you all have!
Night all.

Don't you worry when I'm not one of those cheap tarts girls to get off with a bloke and dump her mates. I would like Mr Clooney delivered to my suite at the Palms hotel in Las Vegas on 4 September - no, make that 5th because of the jet lag - and I will engage him in a hand or two or poker hmm hmm. (This will also give me time to get my legs waxed and hair highlighted)

poor George..he doesn't know where to look...wish you would all learn to keep your clothes on! "come on George, I'lle escort you to your copter.. I may will be gone for some time just carry on where you left off

the winner is ......................VEGASMAGS
now then if you want to save him for a rainy day....just let me know and I shall arrange his private helicopter to come and pick him up..he does look a bit fraught and gobsmacked by all the attention (hes not really used to it)

Bugger! Does that mean I don't get a lift home? Where are you going to put him vegas?

Clooney, looney, clooney looney. The world is spinning around. Time for night nights methinks. Sad that the older I get the shorter the parties seem. Don't forget to tidy up and the last one off remember to switch off the lights.

Sorry! Never heard of him

bet your all googling its gone very quiet! have you all run off.....get your hands off him!

Jab, not mad!

George Timothy Clooney aka dr Doug Ross

Fairly frequent occurrence on a Friday night in Brum. Along with the occasional priapism. Mad the offending organ with needles a lot of times!

hurry up got to untie him and remove the gag! poor chap

GOT TO SHOUT!! OUT!!

come on them first one??? E.R

owned a pot bellied pig called Max!

Wasn't he a sexy Viking or such? I bet he didn't get his willy caught in his zip!